Yukkuricraft Forums Archive - Quotes Thread (Inspiring or Funny)

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08/31/2013, 06:30 AM #31

"A million flies can't be wrong - Eat sh*t."

Seen under it written in a different color:
"A billion humans can't be wrong - Don't eat sh*t." -Library desk graffiti

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.

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The_Deathly_Kappa

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08/31/2013, 02:59 PM #32

You seem to find a lot of graffiti quotes, S121. XD

I found one kinda funny one out of a bunch of web pages filled with quotes I didn't get.

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
-George Burns

"Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator"
-Some shirt

Redleaf64

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08/31/2013, 03:42 PM #33

"Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle!" -The toad that I want to punch in the face.

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bookdragon2000

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08/31/2013, 04:05 PM #34

" Give life lemons, it will be all like "what?" " ~saw this randomly

How many times can you die a day~?
How many times have you died a day~?

S121

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08/31/2013, 04:50 PM #35

@Deathly

I can't quite remember where I found them, but I have a notepad document filled with them.:p

"Schizophrenia beats being alone." -?????

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.

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bookdragon2000

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08/31/2013, 05:03 PM #36

"misery is compounded by solitude"

so i suppose you are right S121

How many times can you die a day~?
How many times have you died a day~?

S121

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08/31/2013, 05:09 PM #37

Hallucinating can make life exciting, if not terrifying.:p

Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
and drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
you might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker, "Resume"