What is this thread for you ask? What isn't it for? Here you can talk to eachother, or you can do silly stuff like.
*Jeno walks into The BAR and sets the bartender on fire, and then random zombies attack and stuff starts exploding*
Don't worry, the BAR always magically rebuilds itself, plus it also has a random catacombs underneath with rancors and krakens. It's simply a place to get your energy out.
Now then.
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*Opens door and realizes a horde of zombies are fast approaching...fast being respective, they're moving about 1 one mile per hour.* NOOOOOOO! *Runs in slow motion*
The BAR
10/08/2013, 07:14 PM #2
*Opens the door and sits down.* Oh seems kinda empty in here. *Looks around. Sees Nastenary running from zombies* Hello Nastenary!
10/08/2013, 08:05 PM #3
*Cicero kicks open the door and stands epically with the light of the outside filtering in.
Then, the door slams shut again and launches Cicero off a precariously placed cliff.*
- Lives remaining: 5,554
*Cicero kicks open the door again, but this time side steps so the door doesn't hit him. However, this time the door swings back and shoves him through a conveniently placed bottomless pit in the floor in front of him.*
- Lives remaining: 5,553
*Cicero charges through the door, leaping over the hole, and then gets crushed by the big catfish thing. The faint voice of Cicero can be heard from underneath*
"I'M OK!"
Then, the door slams shut again and launches Cicero off a precariously placed cliff.*
- Lives remaining: 5,554
*Cicero kicks open the door again, but this time side steps so the door doesn't hit him. However, this time the door swings back and shoves him through a conveniently placed bottomless pit in the floor in front of him.*
- Lives remaining: 5,553
*Cicero charges through the door, leaping over the hole, and then gets crushed by the big catfish thing. The faint voice of Cicero can be heard from underneath*
"I'M OK!"
10/08/2013, 08:24 PM #4
*Turns around in an epic fashion and starts killing all the zombies with two pistols* *Dodges a punch from an alien* "Now that's what I call a close encounter." *Acting all cool, but then he gets backhanded by a zombie brute and flies through a window*
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability."
Friendship is love with understanding..
Humans can change, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example...
Friendship is love with understanding..
Humans can change, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example...
10/09/2013, 10:09 AM #5
*looks up from book to see zombies* *continues reading* *zombie takes book away*
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY BOOK!"
*full body tackles the zombie and retrieves book* *starts whacking the zombies with the book*
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY BOOK!"
*full body tackles the zombie and retrieves book* *starts whacking the zombies with the book*
How many times can you die a day~?
How many times have you died a day~?
How many times have you died a day~?
10/09/2013, 02:56 PM #6
*Climbs back in window with a shotgun* "Say hello to my little friend!" *Starts blowing up zombie heads with it* *Trips and falls down into the kraken pit* "Oh bugger..." *Starts fighting a kraken with throwing knives*
"There is no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability."
Friendship is love with understanding..
Humans can change, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example...
Friendship is love with understanding..
Humans can change, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example...
10/09/2013, 03:07 PM #7
While enjoying her lemon water, Kristia sees the whole mess ocurring in the mess
sighing, she slams her boot on an oncoming zombie face to the ground.
"Can´t a woman enjoy her drink in peace?" she said and then noticed the whole mess around.
Last edited by Kristia; 10/09/2013, 03:20 PM. sighing, she slams her boot on an oncoming zombie face to the ground.
"Can´t a woman enjoy her drink in peace?" she said and then noticed the whole mess around.
Have you ever crossed the line between sanity and madness? You would be amazed by what lies beyond the fog..
Spoiler
10/09/2013, 04:21 PM #8
*Mima_spirit Starts laughing hysterically as she watches from the bar*
*Random zombie catfish flings her into a cliff.*
"Now you've done it. You spilled my COFFEE!!!!"
*Random zombie catfish flings her into a cliff.*
"Now you've done it. You spilled my COFFEE!!!!"