Corrupt a Wish

I figure I bring over a forum game that I used to play with a bunch of friends on a forum site that is not being used anymore.

Rules are simple, Someone wishes for something and you corrupt it and make a wish yourself

Example
Me: I wish for pie

Poster: Granted but it had a bomb and exploded and killed you. I wish for money.

Next poster: Granted but I took all your money and now your poor.

Now since it's explained, let's enjoy corrupting people's wishes.

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I wish for something to drink.

Granted, It's Jarate.

I wish to be "The Most Interesting Man in The World". :p

"Stay thirsty my friend." For all eternity. Never sated.

I wish for world peace and all to have eternal life.

{Aion: "Cue Eternal Galaxy reference."}

Ah shuddap.

@S121

You're suppose to say "Granted but" before you corrupt it, like this.

Granted but everyone lost interest in you quickly.

I wish for it to be warm again.

@Zekai
Granted but It's too warm.

Like 100 degrees Fahrenheit warm.

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I wish my upload speed was faster.

@Wriggle

Granted, but everything else on your computer is deleted.



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I wish to punch Cucoo in the gut for no reason.

Granted but he kicks you in the nuts in return

I wish to know Japanese perfectly.

Granted but now you don't exist.

I Still wish for World Peace and Eternal Life for all

@Zekai

Wish Granted, but every Japanese person now permanently speaks English, and you can no longer speak English.



I wish to be married to Nitori.

Granted, she takes your shirikodama. At least she wore gloves... this time. :p

I wish to live in space.