Krittercon Security Services
Are you lost in a forest of 282304818491720.27 Alice houses?
Do you need someone to escort you through or fight off hordes of mobs in overly-tactical speech while you build?
Do no fear, for Krittercon Security Services is here! For 12 easy payments of 30 Iron Ingots, we will deploy a Tactical Kritter Support Unit to your area and they will assist you for as long as you need them! (Maximum usage time is 2 minutes per 12 payments.)
Remember, it may be expensive, but you got someone killing mobs and taking all the EXP and drops for you! (No refunds, death toll of either you or Kritter is 4 payments of 8 diamonds. Only available if Krittercon is online and not AFK or playing Battlefield 34. Inability to pay the death toll will result in a 5 SECOND BAN)
Do you need someone to escort you through or fight off hordes of mobs in overly-tactical speech while you build?
Do no fear, for Krittercon Security Services is here! For 12 easy payments of 30 Iron Ingots, we will deploy a Tactical Kritter Support Unit to your area and they will assist you for as long as you need them! (Maximum usage time is 2 minutes per 12 payments.)
Remember, it may be expensive, but you got someone killing mobs and taking all the EXP and drops for you! (No refunds, death toll of either you or Kritter is 4 payments of 8 diamonds. Only available if Krittercon is online and not AFK or playing Battlefield 34. Inability to pay the death toll will result in a 5 SECOND BAN)
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