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    #1

    Kiss, Kill, Marry

    Rules: Make a list of three people for someone else to kiss/kill/marry. You can only do one option per person. Clarifying, if you kill Hitler you have to either marry or kiss Honey Boo Boo/Kim Jong Un.

    I'll start us off.

    KISS, KILL, MARRY
    Justin Bieber
    Honey Boo Boo's Mom
    Edward Kullen
    Spoiler:

    tfw someone tries to shitpost

    "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
    rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."
    Tags: justin bieber, kiss kill marry, random
    #2
    Kill Honey Boo Boo's Mom, Marry Edward Cullen, kiss Edward Cullen.
    Last edited by superkood; 07-22-2014, 12:17 PM.

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      #3
      @Superkood
      That is not how things are supposed to be done. You're supposed to say: Kill <person>, Marry <another person>, Kiss <other person>. I was going to pick my own actions and take the bullets. But I'll pick your own actions instead.

      As Superkood failed to understand the rules, I will complete his actions on his behalf. As an act of both humiliation and as a method of teaching the rules.

      Superkood will:
      • Kill Honey Boo Boo's Mother
      • Marry Justin Bieber
      • Kiss Edward Cullen

      Let this be a lesson to understand the rules of a game.

      I will now select the next list of people:

      Kiss, Kill, Marry:
      Tenshi Hinanawi
      Utsuho Reiuji
      Kaguya Houraisan
      Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!
      My 3DS Friend Code: 2208-5334-3531 (Ask for Pokémon shenanigans or random multiplayer games)
      My Switch Friend Code: SW-1503-3394-5328
      My NNID: OfficialTRXD
      Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lunapixu/

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        #4
        Kiss: Reimu
        Kill: Dr. Weil
        Marry: Youmu
        "No matter how strong or what power the enemy has, I will fight and protect my friends, even if it cost me my life to protect them. I will fight until I die to ensure their future."

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          #5
          Is no-one understanding the rules? One person makes a list of three people. The next person decides who, out of those three, to kiss, kill, or marry. Once they have (successfully) made their choices, that same person makes a new list.

          Person 1:
          "Kiss, Kill, Marry: Derp, Sh*t, Barney"

          Person 2:
          "Kiss Sh*t, Marry Derp, Kill Barney

          Kiss, Kill, Marry: Bro, Sis, Father"

          And so on and so forth. Please don't f*ck this up, guys.
          Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!
          My 3DS Friend Code: 2208-5334-3531 (Ask for Pokémon shenanigans or random multiplayer games)
          My Switch Friend Code: SW-1503-3394-5328
          My NNID: OfficialTRXD
          Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lunapixu/

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            #6
            Originally posted by TRXD View Post
            Kiss, Kill, Marry:
            Tenshi Hinanawi
            Utsuho Reiuji
            Kaguya Houraisan
            Kiss: Kaguya
            Kill: Tenshi
            Marry: Utsuho

            Kiss, Kill, Marry:
            Sunny Milk;
            Luna Child;
            Star Sapphire;
            Originally posted by Mogeko
            Yummy prosciutto! Praise be to prosciutto!
            Originally posted by Lord Prosciutto
            Praise be to prosciutto.
            ..... I forgive the sin of all Mogeko.
            Release the Yukkuri:

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              #7
              @Leon
              Why the fairy trio? Why the fairy trio? I love them all!

              Kiss Star Sapphire
              Kill Sunny Milk (Sorry, Sunny)
              Marry Luna Child

              Kiss, Kill, Marry:
              Satori Komeiji
              Aya Shameimaru
              Iku Nagae
              Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!
              My 3DS Friend Code: 2208-5334-3531 (Ask for Pokémon shenanigans or random multiplayer games)
              My Switch Friend Code: SW-1503-3394-5328
              My NNID: OfficialTRXD
              Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lunapixu/

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                #8
                Originally posted by TRXD View Post
                @Leon
                Why the fairy trio? Why the fairy trio? I love them all!

                Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                Satori Komeiji
                Aya Shameimaru
                Iku Nagae
                @TRXD that's the point. People have the same feelings for at least 2 of the trio. >:3

                Kiss: Iku
                Kill: Aya
                Marry: Satori

                Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                Yuyuko Saigyouji
                Mamizou Futatsuiwa
                Kisume
                (this list was generated with a randomizer called shuffle)
                Originally posted by Mogeko
                Yummy prosciutto! Praise be to prosciutto!
                Originally posted by Lord Prosciutto
                Praise be to prosciutto.
                ..... I forgive the sin of all Mogeko.
                Release the Yukkuri:

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by 99465 View Post
                  @TRXD that's the point. People have the same feelings for at least 2 of the trio. >:3

                  Kiss: Iku
                  Kill: Aya
                  Marry: Satori



                  Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                  Yuyuko Saigyouji
                  Mamizou Futatsuiwa
                  Kisume
                  (this list was generated with a randomizer called shuffle)
                  Kiss Mamizou to stop being pranked on
                  Kill Yuyuko because she's already dead
                  Marry Kisume because now you have extra inventory space and a way to go to the underworld and come right back up safely

                  Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                  Krittercon
                  MyHatismyFriend
                  kirisame_88

                  Tenkoface :^)


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                    #10
                    Kiss Kirisame
                    Kill Krittercon
                    Marry Hat

                    no homo.

                    Kiss Kill Marry
                    Remi
                    Tenko
                    Snoopduc
                    Meow.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by snowman7 View Post
                      Kiss Kirisame
                      Kill Krittercon
                      Marry Hat

                      no homo.

                      Kiss Kill Marry
                      Remi
                      Tenko
                      Snoopduc
                      Kiss: Snoopduc
                      Kill: Remi (cause bad sister xD)
                      Marry: Tenko

                      Kiss, Kill, Marry
                      Rumia, Cirno, Wriggle

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by DeadMasterChan View Post
                        Kiss, Kill, Marry
                        Rumia, Cirno, Wriggle
                        Kiss: Cirno [Most likely scenario: Frostbite]
                        Kill: Rumia [Sorry, but the zombie apocalypse has taught me too much]
                        Marry: Wriggle [So much RTY reference]

                        Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                        DariruKuro, Outlaw, Marukomuru [I decided to just random-pick people I saw in Mumble. Have fun.]
                        Last edited by Teshno; 07-23-2014, 12:34 AM. Reason: Forgot to add the last part
                        w-what is this autism aura??
                        if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                        our western culture will be forever....
                        ..mememized

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                          #13
                          Kiss, Kill, Marry:
                          Kona Furugoori, Ichika Orimura, Akaba Chizuru

                          :^)
                          My software doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.
                          Do you have a hour emergency call systems broadcasting radio station WNYW or Internet Explorer?
                          Well? Which one?
                          Cyros admits the truth: http://i.snag.gy/GTy14.jpg

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                            #14
                            Silly Tenko didn't read the first page, I don't think.

                            Kiss Marukomuru
                            Kill DairiruKuro
                            Marry Outlaw

                            Kiss, Kill, Marry
                            Sekibanki
                            Xatu
                            Grelle Sutcliff
                            No whatever, more Reimu!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lord_Jacobus1 View Post
                              Silly Tenko didn't read the first page, I don't think.


                              Kill DairiruKuro
                              Tenshi plays by his own rules.
                              w-what is this autism aura??
                              if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                              our western culture will be forever....
                              ..mememized

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