The bad pun thread

Lunasa Prismriver

Lunasa Prismriver

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08/24/2014, 08:15 PM #91
Two chemists walked into a bar.
The first said "I'll have H2O." The other said "I'll have H2O too." He died.
Shimitty

Shimitty

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08/24/2014, 08:47 PM #92
This tread is going to get derailed at some point, might as well do it now....








....Well shit....

"Oh No! I'm going to loose all of my fake money! -DariruKuro
Cucoo5

Cucoo5

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08/24/2014, 11:01 PM #93
Ok so one time my best friend and I were doing research on this one old scientist. The wiki about him had sort of like an obituary section and we read this one line:
"He had three strokes before he died."
My response: "I wonder if he made par?"
Shimitty

Shimitty

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08/25/2014, 02:09 AM #94


"Oh No! I'm going to loose all of my fake money! -DariruKuro