The bad pun thread

[Lunasa Prismriver]

Two chemists walked into a bar.
The first said "I'll have H2O." The other said "I'll have H2O too." He died.

[Shimitty]

This tread is going to get derailed at some point, might as well do it now....








....Well shit....

[Cucoo5]

Ok so one time my best friend and I were doing research on this one old scientist. The wiki about him had sort of like an obituary section and we read this one line:
"He had three strokes before he died."
My response: "I wonder if he made par?"

[Shimitty]