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    KRITTERCON CONFIRMED CREEPYPASTA

    So I'm fairly certain you all know about Krittercon.
    That one guy that we rely on to be both amusing and ban the hell out of bannable people.


    WELL I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN HE'S ALSO SLENDERDUDE
    So I'm just walking around his house, right? He logs on directly after I say something about breast milk (Long story short, titanium had the word tit in it and we just confirmed he was a mom) and then just stands in his house...
    Just stands there, no text, no action, no movement, no activity, nothing. Basically not even there.

    So I stand infront of him for no reason other than to provoke a response (was gonna poke him but, this being kritter, not worth it).
    I turn around to see if titanium was still outside. I turn back.

    He's gone. Literally, no trace. I just look at him, turn around, turn back, BOOM, gone.

    I was legit creeped out by this, so I just go downstairs to look around for a minute, come back upstairs to admire the paintings.

    HE CAME BACK AND HE MOVED A BLOCK, PLUS TURNED A BIT. THEN JUST LOGS OFF.

    DUDE, NOT EVEN SCP-173 CAN SCARE ME LIKE THAT

    Kritter confirmed illuminati
    w-what is this autism aura??
    if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
    our western culture will be forever....
    ..mememized
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    #2
    i was there, i can confirm this is true

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      #3
      There's only one explanation.
      Spoiler:

      tfw someone tries to shitpost

      "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
      rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."

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        #4
        >Got shrekked!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Amaterasu no Akane View Post
          There's only one explanation.
          YOU
          YOU DONT KNOW HOW PERFECT THIS IS
          w-what is this autism aura??
          if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
          our western culture will be forever....
          ..mememized

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            #6
            brb i need to draw alice with no eyes and with blood all over her face.

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              #7
              Oh my, what's next?
              Maybe Kritter flying his B-17 into a mountain, only to disappear, and appear again on the other side? (making his foes crash and die for no reason)


              Tapatalk~
              You know, if you know me.
              The sun, the world, the universe.

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                #8
                Spoopy


                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Eashiftzr1 View Post
                  Oh my, what's next?
                  Maybe Kritter flying his B-17 into a mountain, only to disappear, and appear again on the other side? (making his foes crash and die for no reason)


                  Tapatalk~
                  Well... You see... There was this one time....


                  Sent from my Bad Apple!! iPhone using Tapatalk


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cucoo5 View Post
                    Well... You see... There was this one time....


                    Sent from my Bad Apple!! iPhone using Tapatalk
                    NO, NOT THAT ONE TIME

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DeadMasterChan View Post
                      NO, NOT THAT ONE TIME
                      AT BAND CAMP?
                      w-what is this autism aura??
                      if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                      our western culture will be forever....
                      ..mememized

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r View Post
                        AT BAND CAMP?
                        It was a dark and stormy night.
                        The sun was shining brilliantly.

                        Mountains lurked at every turn
                        But one turn...
                        One was cursed.


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cucoo5 View Post
                          It was a dark and stormy night.
                          The sun was shining brilliantly.

                          Mountains lurked at every turn
                          But one turn...
                          One was cursed.


                          Sent from my Bad Apple!! iPhone using Tapatalk
                          It was him, his cruse was becoming too great...

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DeadMasterChan View Post
                            It was him, his cruse was becoming too great...
                            so great it became, it soon burst out of the abdomen of the unsuspecting victim, screaming "I AM FABULOUS."
                            Distracted and shrieking in pain and horror, the pilot fell victim to the pull of the mountain.
                            He turned left instead of right.
                            The mountain claimed the pilot's soul.
                            But the plane flew on.
                            Away from the sun, into the night.

                            No one knows where it was going.
                            But they say it flies on even to this day...
                            Last edited by Cucoo5; 10-13-2014, 06:58 PM.


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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r View Post
                              That one guy that we rely on to be both amusing and ban the hell out of bannable people
                              Kritter confirmed illuminati
                              ILLUMINONSENSE
                              forever stuck at a starbucks with no wifi

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