The world is probably coming to an end...

[Teshno]

If you are not aware, recently Electronic Arts (aka EA or the most evil corporation in the world) has bought April Fools. In order to participate, you must buy the new DLC as linked below. I'm sorry this happened.

http://tinyurl.com/EA-AprilFoolsDLC-420

[Cucoo5]

[Remilia Scarlet]

And to know when aprilfools is, you'll need to download the calendar DLC


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[Kristia]

but you can also get the bundle pack with all the festivities with the special bonus of skins for each holiday

[Remilia Scarlet]

Wait, but if you buy the super mega value-pack dlc, you can even get the "Leave Your House" dlc and the "Live a Normal Life" dlc! Wowzers!


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[Cucoo5]

But wait there's more!
Pre-order now and we'll throw in the Getalife DLC that restricts you to one life and degrades graphics so that there's no more bloom and motion blur makes things even more realistic!
Only $⑨⑨.⑨⑨

Order now while supplies last*

_{*supplies not limited}

[Nuclearblt]

But you need the DLC expansion to buy DLC

[Yukkurirumia]

This is best DLC I ever had, because this song was popular when it was out, now twisted into evil troll schemes

[Tenko]

This is best DLC I ever had, because this song was popular when it was out, now twisted into evil troll schemes

You got the Troll DLC? I can't buy the Troll DLC because I haven't bought the DLC Downloader DLC yet; on top of that, I still need the Activate DLC DLC.

[Yukkurirumia]

You got the Troll DLC? I can't buy the Troll DLC because I haven't bought the DLC Downloader DLC yet; on top of that, I still need the Activate DLC DLC.

What's a DLC?

[Redleaf64]

called it

[Tenko]

called it

I don't recall you ever buying the Calling DLC. I'm reporting you to EA so they can revoke your Posting DLC.

What's a DLC?

You didn't buy the DLC Definition DLC? What is this, April 7th, 2015?

[Nuclearblt]

Is this honestly necessary?

[Koishi]

Is this honestly necessary?

You can buy the Shortcut DLC to cut through a single useless thing. Otherwise, you'll have to get the Bullshit Remover DLC, which comes in three parts. Only one part is released, but if you get two additional copies of the Shortcut DLC, the other parts might be released in several years (which you'll need to buy the Time DLC each day to progress.)

[Nuclearblt]

But I'm broke D: