Someone asked me why I don't play CS: GO Competitive.

[Teshno]

maybe if a three-legged three-eyed pig takes flight in arizona on a tuesday on friday the 13th in november when all the planets align and there's a solar eclipse during a rain storm in the year 1987 when freddy fazbear's pizza sold a double-dip choclate ice cream cone to a kid by the name of jack junior who was wearing a red shirt and lived on stoned street, maybe, JUST MAYBE I'll play a Competitive match in CS: GO.

[Yukkurirumia]

bs the chance of u playing CS GO competitive is more than the chance of playing 7 days to die seriously or beat ninja gaiden or ikari warriors

[Teshno]

bs the chance of u playing CS GO competitive is more than the chance of playing 7 days to die seriously or beat ninja gaiden or ikari warriors

Because those DON'T have a chance, CS GO Competitive does.

[Yukkurirumia]

Because those DON'T have a chance, CS GO Competitive does.

do it chicken fajita :^^^^^^^^^^^)

[Teshno]

do it chicken fajita :^^^^^^^^^^^)

Played a competitive match today. Got 1 kill. That's 2 more than I was expecting.

[Yukkurirumia]

Played a competitive match today. Got 1 kill. That's 2 more than I was expecting.

get on my level 2 kills 20 deaths

[Teshno]

get on my level 2 kills 20 deaths

lmao get on my level, i had 3 fewer deaths, fuckin scrub

[Yukkurirumia]

lmao get on my level, i had 3 fewer deaths, fuckin scrub

u quit before game ended

[Teshno]

u quit before game ended

No I didn't.

[Yukkurirumia]

No I didn't.

1v1 me console commands only

[Teshno]

1v1 me console commands only

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