Your Touhou Waifu

[Yukkurirumia]

YukkuriMarisa! It might not work out....

WELL OF COURSE IT WONT

[Cucoo5]

According to the waifu wife thinf, using the name Cicero, I'm married to Yuuka.
My body is NOT READY

Now I had found Touhou Life Roulette on a different site, and animated 2 of my results.

Result 1:

I am a Nue
My best friend is Koishi
Yukari hates me
My first kiss was with Sunny Milk
Unzan has a crush on me
I am married to Seiga
Had my honeymoon at the graveyard
Had 5+ kids
And then there's China...
She came up in EVERY RESULT (all 9 of the ones I did) FOR THIS PART.

Result 2:

I am a doll
My best friend is Marisa
??? Hates me
My first kiss was with Yuuka
Sakuya has a crush on me
I am married to Elly
Had my honeymoon at the former hell of blazing fires
Had 5+ kids
And China shows up again.

[Gladnost10]

Username: Hatate Himekaidou
First Name: Remilia Scarlet
Middle Name: Rinnosuke Morichika
Last Name: Rin Kaenbyou
Full Name: Watatsuki no Yorihime

[Gladnost10]

Using the Touhou Life Roulette on deviantart
I am a: Deity
Best Friend: Mugetsu
First Kiss: Nue Houjou
Has a crush on me: Hina Kagiyama
Married to: Mamizou Futatsuiwa
Honeymoon at: Bhava-agra
# of Children: 4
Blocked by: Kaguya Houraisan