To the bunny overlord or something of the sorts, I kindly ask that you refrain from sending bunnies into the backyard and eating my dad's lettuce. When my dad gets mad, he asks me to do crap, which forces me to stop studying for finals. Also, I'd also ask that you refrain from letting any other bunny from chewing on my fingers when I try to return him to his respective owner.
From Miguel (nuclearblt)
also, WRIGGLE IF I SEE ANYMORE BUGS IN MY HOUSE I WILL STRANGLE YOU.