I Need Everyone's Input On This One

So I thought it'd be a bit of fun if I installed this plugin: http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/itemrenamer/

It'll basically "rename" blocks and even add descriptions if I want to. I don't want to change common block names but if anyone can think up of punny names (ha) and descriptions for blocks and items, feel free to post them here. Once I have a decent amount, I'll throw the plugin in.


Right now I have Redstone Dust -> Scarletstone Dust and Redstone Torch -> Scarletstone Torch. TNT is a Flandre Cube.

Bucket->Pisshole
Yellowflower->Pissflower
Goldore->pissrock
Goldblock->Pissblock
Goldingot->solidpiss

Someone has a golden shower fetish.

Watermelon and Chicken = Shites Favorite Dinner

Watermelon->shitesfav
chicken->oritedinner

*Makes perfect sense*

Wolf/dog->Bitch
Cat/ocelot->KAWAIIIIIIIIII

Cow->moving food
Sheep->uselessfluffymonster
chicken->moving food

Bat->theannoyingsqueakingremiwelovetokillburnrapemurderraperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape

I don't see why we need to do renaming.

Although, if everyone's using the Touhoucraft Texture pack, why not make Diamond Pickaxe -> Diamond Fan

Hey Obby :3
- Since i normally use default textures or some "medieval" rarely... im pretty much against renaming blocks....(great, now i start imagining new blocks for these names-.- ) But minor changes might be okay, "Redstone Dust/Torch-> Scarlet Dust/Torch" would be fine. Scarletstone just is more annoying cuz of 1 more syllable.

Bedrock=Turtleshell
Gold Ore=Yen Ore
Iron Ore=Science Ore
Coal Ore=Magic Ore
Sponge=Cheese
Lapis Lazuli Ore=Dye Ore
Lapis Lazuli Block=Dye Block
Dispenser=Vending Machine
Note Block=Tune Block
Powered Rail=Flight Rail
Detector Rail=Magic Rail
Sticky Piston=Azuki Piston
Cobweb=Spider's Web
Dandelion=Sunflower
Brown Mushroom=Fuel Mushroom
Red Mushroom=Magic Mushroom
Block of Gold=Yen Block
Block of Iron=Science Block
TNT=Flandre Cube
Bookshelf=Grimoire Collection
Obsidian=Makai Block
Diamond Ore=Religious Ore
Diamond Block=Religious Block
Crafting Table=Magic Table
Redstone Ore=Scarlet Ore
Glowing Redstone Ore=Glowing Scarlet Ore
Netherrack=Makai Stone
Soul Sand=Makai Sand
Nether Portal=Makai Portal
Locked Chest=Non-Existant Chest
Iron Bars=Cage
Mycelium=Magic Forest Floor
Nether Brick=Makai Brick
Nether Brick Fence=Makai Brick Fence
End Stone=Jigoku Stone
Emerald Ore=Mon Ore
Emerald Block=Mon Block

the names can change according walls tex pack