I am he who protects those who need protecting, I am the darkness to the light, i am the light to the darkness. (Insert awesome metaphor here) I am he who watches vigilantly. One might say, I am a dark knight. But you can call me Adam West
Greetings to all of you at the YMCA. I am L. I know it was your server admin who took Gitah and I know where you're hiding him. In response to this attack I've uploaded an u-g-u virus to the minecraft server that will systematically change all blocks into lava and water, turning your precious Gensokyo into a wasteland of red and blue. If Gitah is returned to me within 48 hours of this post's creation (along with all of Yuto's touhou dojins) I will supply you with the antidote to stop the virus from giving your server canceraids.
Any attempt in removing the virus will result in me holding my breath and slapping myself with an old fish. You are prohibited from tracking my IP or banning me from the server at any time. If you contact the police I will kill your character(s) in Tera, Warframe, WoW, and Minecraft. Nothing is safe so long as Gitah is not in my hands.
