Jmontgomery01

I've been permanently banned, I appreciate the time i've been allowed to spend on the server, farewell.

Now, I'm going to be gone after this, promise, but I am going to say this. Gamer, frankly, you don't know me, you don't know what happened, you don't know shit aside from what you were told happened. I accept the ban, I do, because frankly, it was my fault, and I accept that, but when you claim that I'm think I deserve to be unbanned or that I think i'm entitled to being on the server, it pisses me off. Yeah, I was a fucking idiot back in 2015, and I accept that, but you clearly don't understand this one simple thing. People aren't always the idiot they were when they were a little kid. I will be the first person to admit that this is my bad, and I deserve everything that I have coming. And to be honest, it's a wonder to me why I wasn't banned sooner, because, to be blunt, I did shit that warranted it, and I should've been banned a long time ago and just accepted that.

On to the fact that you seem to think that I believe the staff should answer my every call. I honestly don't regardless of what you want to believe. I didn't just up and say "Oh, I'm banned again, they'll unban me." No, not even close, I knew that this was my final chance, and I blew it. I appealed knowing it'd be denied. I appealed because I was hoping you'd look beyond the fact that I'm disliked strongly by the community and realize that I understand that this is my own damn fault. If you actually thought that I though you'd denied the appeal because it was for a "power trip" or so you could be rid of me on the server, then you need to realize that I don't think that staff members get there for no reason or because they want power. Contrary to what you may think, I know that staff do what they do because they care about the community, and if me being out of said community is better for it, then so be it, that just means you were doing your job correctly. What I had said in that edit was out of line, yeah, I understand that. Seeing as how I've gone on a bit of a rant in the paragraph, I'll make this bit short. No, I don't think staff members are here to be at any given players beck and call, because honestly, they don't have to if they don't want to.

Now on to the next topic, my disrespect towards the community. This'll be the bit where I publicly apologize, not just to staff, but to everyone on the server. Frankly, I was toxic and judging by the ban, I still am. If me leaving the community improves it, then I'll leave happily. Even if it may seem that I "enjoy" making the experience of the game worse for others, that's not what I intend to do. Don't think that the last statement was some attempt at getting pity or trying to make it seem like what I have done in the past is okay, because it's not. I've honestly just wasted the time of anyone whom I've gotten into disputes with, and that's on me. In simple terms, if I've been deemed fit to be banned by staff, then I have no right to argue it, odds are they're correct about it. To every person within the server that has encountered me in a derogatory way, I'd like to apologize for it. Once again, I'm not trying to get pity, I'm stating it how it is.

Last paragraph, then you'll never have to hear from me again. To anyone who think this may be specifically made towards them, I assure you it isn't. This post is made to the entirety of the Yukkuricraft community. All I've done since say one is started drama and been toxic to the server, so I welcome the ban, not to look mature or anything, I'm not, I think everyone here knows that. I welcome the ban because I've done nothing to benefit the server, so there's no point in me trying to get back in. To everyone who's helped me on the server, thank you. Gamer, even though I used to think you just hated me, I appreciate the fact that you gave me a much needed reality check. Aviator, after I joined back to the server, you were the first person to help me, even though that didn't end in a happy way. Nuclearblt, you were willing to put up with my bullshit most of the time, which is something not many people could do, it's honestly amazing. Finally, to my long gone friends, NeonFlame64, LloydofExburnia, and Kirbychu, you were the first ones to ever acknowledge me in the server and help me get my footing. In closing, this server, although just a game, has taught me valuable lessons. To the entire community of yukkuricraft, thank you for putting up with me for as long as you did. I'll be moving on now, I wish the server luck, and hope it flourishes in the future as it has in the past.

As I have royally screwed up, which, I will admit, was entirely on me, I've been banned from the server permanently, who would've seen that coming? I say that ironically of course. It seems like just yesterday I had joined this server, back in 2014, before the internet got hypersensitive. Well, whatever, this isn't going anywhere, so I'll leave you all with this. It's been a good run.



(Oh, and before you reply to this Gamer, as I know you seem to have so much fun screwing with me, just don't waste your time replying.)




Edit: I realized I have nothing left to lose in saying this, so I will. With some exceptions, the staff choice on this server, mainly with people such as gamer, never ceases to confuse me. Staff are normally chosen for maturity and being helpful, not being a dick. Well, whatever, not my problem anymore.

feels are kill.

3697 gallons of bleach I have wanted to consume.

thanks, I was going for as much of an atrocity as possible. Just complete garbage. If it's worthy of being used to mop up oil spills in the garage, I'm proud.

lol, my bad.

Note: this is the first fanfic i've written, so it's likely crap, please, if you dont like it, please flame me in the replies section.


Children, sit down for a historically accurate tale of love and other shit, and no, the jokes won't be awful, I'm looking at you Jay Leno. T'was but a month ago, in a trailer park in Uganda. The beautiful Hinanawi_Tenshi was sitting in their lawn chair, looking at hentai and listening to the tasty beats of the Naruto soundtrack, when suddenly, a stranger approached. Their name was Remi_Scarlet, a short, sexually ambiguous, purple haired loli.
"I love you!" yelled Remi, but alas, Tenshi could not hear him over the 5th Naruto opening. Remi pulled out his fully automatic ar-15 with baby killing rounds, and shot Tenshis phone.

"What's your beef stranger?" Tenshi said in a southern accent. Remi looked intently into his eyes.

"I love you" Remi said, but suddenly, Tenshi stood up and flipped his lawn chair.

"What the fuck is?!" Tenshi said, holding a green jelly bean. "How the fuck do you expect me to film this shit soap opera, if you give me green jelly beans?!"

"Calm the fuck down you speccy bowl hair cut wanker" the director said, fuming. "I'll beat your fucking arse."

Tenshi glared, "Now listen here you Fat Oaf! I can't do this, when you give me green FUCKING jelly beans!"

I'll save you the tedious dialogue. Tenshi quit, they got a fat replacement, and the show went on.

Remi looked deeply into the now fat Tenshis eyes. But suddenly a figure came walking in the sunset, it resembled Mcree from overwatch. The figure spoke, "You were expecting Mcree, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO BRANDO!" Except it wasn't actually Dio Brando, but rather RedLeaf64. "I love Tenshi also, too, as well!" Red exclaimed.

"Then we must fight to the death for him!" Remi replied. With that, the battle commenced. Red hit him with 64 leaves, which were also red, as Remi tried to throw Gungnir at Red, but to no avail. Suddenly, Remi appeared behind Red and said "Have you heard of a game called... Undertale?" With those words, Reds eyes grew wide. "You're gonna have a bad tim" Remi said, and one eye started glowing blue as remi used super kawaii desu kun chan senpai telepathy powers to throw Red this way and that.

Red began to speak, "What's undertale?"

Suddenly, WanderingAviator appeared. "The fuck did you just say you little piece of shit?" Aviator said, donning her traditional "Bad Time" t- shirt. Aviator then proceeded to say "Know your place, trash" and slam dunk red into a dumpster.

Red got out of the dumpster, and Aviator was gone, but Remi remained. "ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA" Red yelled as he hit Remi faster than was humanly possible. Remi flew into the air and everything froze and went black and white. "Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken." Red said, as Remi exploded into blood and all that good stuff. Red turned to speak to Tenshi, but he stopped him.

"I love another." Tenshi said, as he shot Red in the face with the same Ar-15 with baby killing rounds as before. As red bled out, he saw Tenshi leave. Just then, he saw him, the one Tenshi had shot him for. Barack Obama, in all his stuttering glory, but then obama pressed the button to nuke everything and they all died. That's basically it.

I know, i've been dead for like, 4 months, and I know, nobody cares, but this is an urgent matter.
Uganda will explode otherwise
It was today, 7:51 pm. I was playing DayZ, no big deal.
Someone made a potato joke, someone else said potatoes are overused, another said replace potatoes with eggplants.
a moment later one said "what came first, the plant or the 'geg'?"
Chat died, everyone died really. Geg became overused.
I'd post this on reddit, but it's like chernobyl immediately after the explosion, a wasteland of cancer inducing material and mutant animals.
Please, help spread this dank meme to appease the 9,000,000,000 year old gnome child overlord.
Uganda depends on it. think of the children.

I've been kill, but wot if I was not kill? /\
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