I Would Like To Know

[Mononobe_no_Futo]

welp im gonna be a greedy and whiny son of a bi&$% i would like to know if it where my birthday what people here would do for me


ib4 i would like a futo account (< don't take this seriously though i would still like it)

[Keychain]

I would wish you a happy birthday and then move on with my day. I'd do the same for anyone else.

[The_Deathly_Kappa]

You actually sent this on my birthday. o.o
Pretty much the same as Keychain here. I would say something like, "Happy birthday, Futo!" and then I'd go back to the forums or something.
If this is suggesting your birthday is today, then happy b-day!

[Major Mario]

Speaking as a cynic and a realist, I'd say "Happy Birthday" then proceed to go about my business.

[Tewi_Inaba]

I would give you cake and cookies

[Tenko]

I would do the same as everyone above.
I have money I can *theoretically* use, but bad things happens if I use it. (and I'm not saying that as in "no, i'm a greedy bastard and want the money to myself", I literally saying that bad things WILL happen if I do.)

[kadapunny]

If you still play on touhoucraft, I can give you some of my fortune and riches...

[mamizou]

like the old traditional bad comedies out there, I shall throw a pumpkin pie at your face but you'll pick it up. Sooo, it's a win-win situation and you get to eat the pie *Shock*