You are all fucking dead kiddos

chimichanga

chimichanga

Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 6

04/01/2014, 04:51 AM #1
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM MASTERBATION

TO END ALL LIFE BY ASSASSINATION

TO BOUNCE ON WEEZLES WHO GIVE A FUG

TO DRINK GOOD COFFIE FROM A GOOD MUG

LEROY

JENKINS

TEAM FAGGOT FUCKING UP AT THE SPEAD OF LIGHT

SURRENDER NOW OR PRAPARE FOR TROUBLE

FUCK YOU I'M A BEAR


Greetings to all of you at the YMCA. I am L. I know it was your server admin who took Gitah and I know where you're hiding him. In response to this attack I've uploaded an u-g-u virus to the minecraft server that will systematically change all blocks into lava and water, turning your precious Gensokyo into a wasteland of red and blue. If Gitah is returned to me within 48 hours of this post's creation (along with all of Yuto's touhou dojins) I will supply you with the antidote to stop the virus from giving your server canceraids.

Any attempt in removing the virus will result in me holding my breath and slapping myself with an old fish. You are prohibited from tracking my IP or banning me from the server at any time. If you contact the police I will kill your character(s) in Tera, Warframe, WoW, and Minecraft. Nothing is safe so long as Gitah is not in my hands.
YukkuriRemiBot

YukkuriRemiBot

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04/01/2014, 04:51 AM #2
Hi chimichanga and welcome to Yukkuricraft! This is a simple auto-reply bot designed to help out with some information!

Make sure to read the Rules for the forums. You can find additional rules for the Server and the Mumble too. Don't worry, we're not that scary! If you're curious, you can also check out what all The Ranks Mean. If you're ever curious about something and need to ask someone, don't hesitate! We're an extremely open and welcoming community! If it's a private question, feel free to ask Remilia_Scarlet or any of the other admins privately! Remember, we're all here to make you feel at home!

Again, welcome to Yukkuricraft and enjoy!

Remilia Scarlet

Owner Fantastic

Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 3136

04/01/2014, 11:06 AM #3
Wat. I feel like with that kind of introduction, you either know me or you've been lurking a lot.

Either way, welcome xD
chimichanga

chimichanga

Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 6

04/01/2014, 01:24 PM #4
No Yuto i have no idea who you are I've never seen you before.

brb necroing all the old threads to annoy you. I mean, i assume that will annoy you.... i-it's not like i know or anything...b-baka. </3

Remilia Scarlet

Owner Fantastic

Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 3136

04/01/2014, 02:10 PM #5
THIS BOTHERS ME WHO ARE YOU
chimichanga

chimichanga

Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 6

04/01/2014, 02:28 PM #6
I am he who protects those who need protecting, I am the darkness to the light, i am the light to the darkness. (Insert awesome metaphor here) I am he who watches vigilantly. One might say, I am a dark knight. But you can call me Adam West

Remilia Scarlet

Owner Fantastic

Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 3136

04/01/2014, 02:32 PM #7
AGHHHH WHO ARE YOU
Redleaf64

Redleaf64

Builder

Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 689

04/01/2014, 02:36 PM #8
very interesting this is.

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chimichanga

chimichanga

Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 6

04/01/2014, 02:40 PM #9
Suzzie2

Suzzie2

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Posts: 228

04/01/2014, 09:21 PM #10
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..?
You confuse me.
Welcome.