What if Touhous lived in the Game of Thrones universe?

(I wasn't sure what topic to put this thread under. It contained both Touhou and non-Touhou topics, and Game of Thrones isn't exactly a video game. I ultimately decided this was the best place to put it.)

So, a few months before I got into Touhou, I was watching a friend troll a site called Slow Robot, and one of his "favorite" memes was a string of book covers all entitled "House Skywalker" or "House Wayne" or "House Baggins" or something along those lines, subtitled with a corresponding slogan like, in those cases, "Strong with the Force" or "Swear to me" or "There and back again," with a corresponding silhouette image below the subtitle, and with the Game of Thrones logo at the bottom. Later, I was recalling that meme and decided to troll Slow Robot myself to find it, and there turned out to be fifteen covers in total and the title of the whole meme was "If superhero movies lived in the game of thrones world."

Now that I'm into Touhou, I was listening to the house sets and the word "House" accompanied by the title, like "Koumakan Set" or "Ayakashi Set" or "Eientewi Set," again reminded me of that meme. So I set out to make a Touhou version, as per Rule ➈. I've got some houses planned out:

House Hakurei
House Kirisame
House Koumakan
House Ayakashi
House Eientewi
House Muenzuka
House Moriya
House Chireiden
House Myorenji
House Daishibyo

However, I need help thinking of slogans and silhouette images. You guys can post your ideas in the thread below, and you get a cookie for each idea of yours that wins!

It would be more like Eiyashou and Fuujinroku and Seirensen. The House set names are not really the actually romanized japanese names for the games.

If anyone's curious as to the original format, here's the original meme:

http://slowrobot.com/i/45650

Not by me, I just want to make a new version.

kyeheheheheh....

House Hakurei
Forever Poor

House Kirisame
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

House Moriya
This is not a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

Good job! Can you think of any others?

Honestly, anything beyond that is a grey area in my knowledge *puts on patchy hat*
pretty much, I'm more a fan of the music with a basic knowledge of everything about the characters, as in who they are and some of the trivia. other than that...that's it.

I actually haven't seen Game of Thrones. Give me the basic plot and I can make magic happen.

@ Cucoo: Well I'm in pretty much the same position as you.

@ Wriggle: If the meme I forwarded, as well as a good amount of Touhou knowledge, isn't sufficient, I don't know what is.

Huh.

So it's just another family faction stuff.

Okay, let the miracles be made!

House Eiyashou
The Impossible Requests... How many can you fulfill?

House Chireiden
Sleep with trauma that will wake you up!

House Seirensen
O the world is filled with Dharma of light

House Shinreibyou
Harmony is to be valued

Thank you for all your great suggestions. I will be sure to credit both of you (Cucoo5, WriggleRid3r) whenever I make these. If anyone else thinks of ideas, I'm still open to suggestions.