Soul-Crushingly Depressing KanColle Shit

[Remilia Scarlet]

Just posting this here for personal archiving purposes.

Doujins
The Diseases that makes you call out to ships that aren't here (koketsu)
Lost (hiroki(plt))
Sixth DesDiv Will Always Be Best Friends
The eventuality of Weapons That Learned To Love
You're a Liar, Nagato-san
Nagi wo Matsu 1
Happy Kancolle World
Gift and Promises (my (iuogn4yu))

Images
Survivor's Guilt
2-4-11

Videos:
Shigure Namida
Kantai ~Overture~
Above the Dawn Horizon
A Wo-Class Story

[WriggleRid3r]

That's "Admiral" Yuto for you.

I'm so jealous that you can play Kantai ;_;

[Remilia Scarlet]

Literally everyone I know who plays doesn't know Japanese, btw. I know like over 20 people who play, also.

[WriggleRid3r]

Still jealous cuz I heard they are only accepting like small amount of new users at a time

[Remilia Scarlet]

It's not really difficult to get in the lottery assuming you follow the directions. I got in on my second try and they do lotteries every day. Average number of tries to get in is 2 to 3 tries.

[WriggleRid3r]

Still jealous cuz I can't speak Japanese.

Time to buy Rosetta Stone.

[Remilia Scarlet]

Again, almost everyone I know that plays doesn't know any Japanese xD

[MegaMooseJam]

Oh. My. God.
Can't you just let Wriggle be jealous, Remi?
Ugh!

Seriously though, how is KanColle?
All I know about it is that the ships are girls, and that there's soooo much porn of them.
(Also an anime coming out this Summer.)

[Remilia Scarlet]

Please. We're a Touhou community. Nothing can even come close to the mountains of porn Touhou has. Also comparitively there's barely any :<

As for the game, literally the most addicting thing I have ever played. The mangas and whatnot that come with it don't help the addiction either. Also all the videos and songs. So many A-tier Touhou music circles have been doing KanColle lately, it's ridiculous.

[Krittercon]

Okay, did that last video actually show any scenes from the Battle off Samar? Battle of Midway is pretty clear, and so is Operation Ten-Go, but Samar's not as well known (And I can't tell ship character from ship character), although you could count Samar as being part of the Battle of Layte Gulf.

What makes the Battle off Samar interesting is that the battle was fought between the IJN Center Fleet against USN "Taffy 3" and was a complete mismatch. The IJN Center Fleet was basically the main Japanese combat fleet of the battle, and among the ships it has is the Yamato. Taffy 3 was a group of destroyers and escort carriers that's protecting a landing force. To give a little perspective, the displacement of the Yamato alone actually outweighs all of Taffy 3's ships combined (Yamato's 64000-70000 tonnes to Taffy 3's combined ~61000 tonnes).

I just went off on a history lesson tangent didn't I?

[Remilia Scarlet]

Don't think so. Considering that the Tone-class CAs, two of the Kongou-class BBs and two of the Mogami-class CAs were present in the actual battle yet I don't even see Tone show up in the video. Also, looking at the list of ships that actually did sink at Samar, I don't even see half of them show up in the video at all lol

[MegaMooseJam]

Haha. True.
If I wanted to express the amount Touhou porn floating around in "so o's" it'd prolly break a line or ten.

Man, does Kantai Collection sound interesting, though.
Sadly, I'm gonna have to contain myself.
I simply cannot handle another addiction right now. ^.^

And Kritter,
are you some kind of naval history buff?
Or is KanColle just that damn educational? ^_^;

[Keychain]

Wait, there's a Kancolle anime coming out!?

Will I get to see Inazuma and Ikazuchi in all of their lovely glory?

[Remilia Scarlet]

KanColle: The Anime coming this July to a monitor near you!

Also, iirc it has Fubuki as the MC so I'd expect the DDs to get a fair shair of screentime. I really hope they give Taihou some spotlight too <3

[Remilia Scarlet]

For anyone who understands the actual game... or even those who don't, I believe this is soul-crushingly depressing enough. Kuso teitokus suck at this game and the kanmusu are the ones who have to pay... fuckers.

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