Wriggle's Text-based Fire Red Nuzlocke run

[WriggleRid3r]

Chapter 11 - Heinous Crimes

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Spoiler:

Sorry Krona, but Alakazam is just badass.

Hey, don't worry about it. I'll always be here whenever you need me.

I'll pull you out and train you when something happens to either Infidel or Farce.



What's all the ruckus out there?





POLICE RAAAGE
Let's help them out.



Man, the criminals really did tear up the place.

Looks like "heinous" is right.




Oh? Then what's that glowing brown disc on your hand?

Haha! Caught red-handed!



Lolfightingtypes



Lolpsychictypes



TM get!

...Nuh-uh I ain't giving this back to the dude, ya crazy.

Instead, we hightail it out.



New route means new Pokemon to catch!



Hmm, thought it'd be this thing.

Good, we got ourselves a cut slave.





...no comment.

420
Oddish, the Weed(blazeit) Pokemon
- Grass/Poison type
- 45/50/55/75/65/30
- Ability: Chlorophyll




So we can't go to Saffron yet cuz of this bitch here...



So we go down this shady tunnel to get to our next destination. (The girl NPC asks you to trade your Nidoran(M) with Nidoran(F).)



Right. New Pokemon.



Nyaa~



Yenneko (Yen + Neko. Ain't that a great Portmanteau?)
Meowth, the Scratch Cat Pokemon
- Normal type
- 40/45/35/40/40/90
- Ability: Pick Up

Nyaa~





And what do I accomplish from beating up weak stunt trainers?

Well there's the money and EXP, but we also arrive-



To Vermillion City.

[Lord_Jacobus1]

Ah, Vermilion City, home to my favourite Kanto Gym Leader & my least favourite Gym, period. I once tried to cosplay as Lt. Surge, but I couldn't dye my hair properly or get a wig.

[WriggleRid3r]

Chapter 12 - I'm on a boat

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Spoiler:

So there's this girl right here who's going to give us a very important tool for this journey.



That's right, it's Vs Seeker!

Some of the things trainers say when you talk to them with Vs. Seeker is hilarious.



Hahaha I'm an uncouth Youkai hahaha
I think Wriggle's getting insane.



So we can go to S. S. Anne by that port right there.

But let's take care of all the other business first before heading there.




Mole
Diglett, the Mole Pokemon
- Ground type
- 10/55/25/35/45/95
- Ability: Sand Veil or Arena Trap




Freud
Drowzee, the Hypnosis Pokemon
- Psychic type
- 60/48/45/43/90/42
- Ability: Insomnia

I forgot to check on the previously caught 420 and Yenneko's natures so-



Not bad at all. Since Oddish family is special attacker anyway, and additional Defense could be a boon.



Another good nature. Dang, I'm lucky this run.



Goddammit I knew it wouldn't last.



Get this thing out of my sight.






Now that I fought all the trainer, caught all the Pokemans, and got all(?) the important items, it is time to go to the fancy cruise.



http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=k...26feature%3Dkp





So this room here heals your Pokemon, which means that I don't have to hold back.

But let me change into my party attire before I go battle some trainers on board.

[Lord_Jacobus1]

Party attire? This ought to be good.

[WriggleRid3r]

Chapter 12 - I'm on a Boat Part 2

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Spoiler:

I look like a diner show host.
Fabulous ♡




My attires may have changed, but my skills as a trainer hasn't!

Did I also mention how I hate FR/LG Sailor sprites?

Emerald one made them look like a MAN.
FR/LG only makes the sailors look like pot-bellied dudes in their 40s.



Ooh I believe that's Brick Break.

Time for Jacqueline to learn a better STAB move... Huh?



LOL wow Juarez can learn it too?



So badass.






I always found this funny.



Hmm, is that so?
That explains why the ship hasn't departed yet.

Well let's go pay our respect to the capta- huh?





Looks like the time is now to beat this sniveling pup to a pulp.





Lol that's not how you use a Kadabra, friend.



That is how it's done.




I have no idea how a guy who gets seasick when the boat is not even moving became a captain.





Wait no WTF I wasn't doing this.
I was just going to jack his Cut HM and peace out.
WTF Koishi please stahp.



Ew.
Please no. I just want the HM.



Please stay away from me.

Just give me the damn HM.



Thank you.
Now I'm out of this pedophilic ship.

Good bye.



With S. S. Anne gone and HM 01 Cut get, my team stands like this:

[WriggleRid3r]

Chapter 13 - 'Murican Pride

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Spoiler:

Right. Lt. Surge.



I pull out Mole as an electric-attack absorber and a Cut slave.



And I hate.
This.
Puzzle.

Not as much as that one ice puzzle from Sootopolis Gym, but it's still really complex for a third gym.



Alright. Now where's the second switch?

(33% chance)



YUS



I know, I am.



'murica



'Murica



'Murica!



'MURICA



'MURICAAAAAAAAAA

*Insert Guile theme




Please.



I remember Lt. Surge being less... Wimpy...



Ew.
On Mankey, Seismic Toss isn't a good move at all.



Here comes the Raichu.

Juarez always is able to take a hit better than anyone, so he goes out. He can always dish out potential poison damage against Double Team spamming Raichu so that's a thing too.



Oh balls.



I ain't having none of that.



I ain't having none of that either.



BOOM
'MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Thunderbadge get!




Isn't it ironic that someone who spams Double Team to increase evasiveness gives a TM that cannot miss?

Anyway, Thunderbadge get!

[WriggleRid3r]

Chapter 14 - Backtracking

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Spoiler:

Haven't done one of this in forever.




Hmm hmm, Route 2, huh. Time to backtrack through Diglett's Cave.

But first, I have business to do in Cerulean City now that I have a Bike Voucher.





Just like that.



Oh balls why couldn't I run into this first thing.



Oh balls.
(Diglett in the PC)



Good bye, shitty move, hello, shitty move!





It is quite easy doing these side stuff when you're Nuzlocking.



In west of Cerulean City, there's this road that you couldn't go before. Now that we have Cut, let's venture forth.




More trainers to beat up.

Sadly, Route 9 has no new captures.



Route 10, however does!




...no comment.

Miley
Voltorb, the Ball Pokemon
- Electric type
- 40/30/50/55/55/100
- Ability: Static or Soundproof



Neutral nature. If you want a fast paralyzer, Voltorb family is your guy.

However, I just like Magnemite family better. Better at taking hits and dealing damage.

Next time, the dreaded rock tunnel!

[WriggleRid3r]

I forgot to do this ><

I'll restart this series when I get a new phone.