Okay, S1, that gangsta speak is funny. I tried it myself with some stuff. The one I got from Shinka Knights was the best, though.
Let me show you. This from the first post on page 7, if you want to know. Also, beware the swearing.
Da arrow impacted tha fuck into one of Merihemz nuff eyes. Well shiiiit, it grunted, though it kept going, slappin tha fox tengu away wit one of itz forearms, beofrin rearin up at Seki, attemptin ta crush her muthafuckin ass.
Baphomet noticed tha whizz of tha arrow, n' moved his fuckin leg up in time, impactin tha fuck into tha ground up in front of his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude went fo' a overhead swin of his sword, Soane deflectin it ta tha side n' firin a point-blank round tha fuck into Baphomet, stumblin his ass back, burnin his chest slightly, though it fuckin started ta heal itself. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch followed dis wit two mo' shots, tha second connectin as well, though tha third missed, cuz of Baphomet punchin her up in tha gut, knockin tha breath, n' aim outta her, along wit almost knockin her ta tha ground.
Baphomet thrust forward, Soanez shortsword meetin his ass halfway as dat shiznit was stopped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da screechez of metal ensued, hits comin from both so fast dat it seemed like a single continuous, gratin noise. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soane then thrust forward, Baphomet interceptin it yo, but then she pulled back quickly, another cap fired, dis time at his head.
Baphometz head cocked back, before comin back down ta peep Soane. Da wound regenerated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. But that, Soane knew. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch took tha chance, slashin at Baphometz body nuff muthafuckin times, cleavin all up in flesh n' metal, before endin wit a kick, knockin Baphomet back n' ta tha ground.
"When can't you peep dat dis is pointless?" Baphomet holla'd up in a mo' n' mo' n' mo' mad salty tone, gettin up yo. His woundz was regenerating, of course yo, but cuz of tha nuff wounds, dat shiznit was a lil' bit slower.
"Brothers muthafucka! Heed mah call!" Baphomet yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was responded wit tha sound of Tainted roaring, burstin from tha brush, surroundin tha two of em.
"Until next time. If there is one." Baphomet holla'd, turnin n' struttin away, Tainted quickly fillin tha gap n' chargin towardz Soane.




