12/07/2014, 03:08 PM #3940 Santa Cruz
Koishi pondered that for a moment, rubbing her chin. "Well, I dunno, but considering the amount of zombies, it'd be like trying to teleport into a store during a Black Friday sale. You're more likely to teleport inside someone rather than just teleporting normally." Koishi tried to explain, sounding a little unsure of the idea.
Clockworks
"That one." HP pointed down to where the bellowing smoke and fire erupted from. "That is Firestorm Citadel, the only remnant of of the once great kingdom of Almire."
HP looked over to Takoizu, took a deep breath, and began telling the story.
"Once upon a time, in a place long ago and far away, there were three warring kingdoms, with the smallest being the kingdom of Almire., filled with beautiful trees and golden fields. The kingdom was ruled by a young, determined king by the name of Lord Vanaduke. Though the kingdom was small, it was recognized a a powerful nation, following military traditions and with a highly disciplined army. Given time, it could probably have become a mighty empire, but the other two kings saw this potential, and formed a truce to wipe it off the face of the planet."
"This is where is turned awry. From the top of the Great Citadel of Almire, Lord Vanaduke watched hiss kingdom crumble to pieces in front of him, and time was running short before the two kingdoms would completely overwhelm his own. He was going mad from the pressure of it all, so he fled to the mountains, vowing one day he would reclaim the throne. He journeyed there because of his people's superstitious beliefs in gods hiding in the mountains. He was looking for a deity to help him. It was most likely his people's only chance, truth be told." HP continued, taking a small pause.
He tirelessly searched the mountains, a shell of the man he once was, considered by most to be a mad hermit. But, then, he discovered a strange cave, radiating an unnatural warmth. He found a great chamber inside, floor waist deep in ash, and at the center, a blackened shrine, burned to the point that even I know not wht deity it was. He began whispering, reciting the names of his family, the names of the kings before him, and all the towns of Almire, eventually he grew louder and louder, it becoming a chant as he shouted. He yelled the names of the rival kings, all those crimes they had commited against hiss people, crying out to this mountain god to punish them. In this... frenzy, he looked to the face of the deity and saw it deform, burning the image into his eyes and brain like hot coals, the crack of foregn screams and the pounding of war drums echoing in his mind." Hp paused again, sounding a little more forlorn.
"With this, he sunk into the ash, choking on it as it pulled him below, tasting sulfur as his screams became roaring flames. He was transformed and cursed by the deity, his armor fused to his skin, his hand becoming metal claws, beast fur growing along his back. The only feature to tell that it was even Vanaduke at all was his face, twisted into the shape of a skull. But everyone knew who he was. Days later, the citizens of the kingdom watch great flames erupt from the mountains."
"It was Vanaduke, leading an army of twisted fiends, destroying both kingdoms to nothing but fire and death in but a day. Then he returned to his own kingdom, and it burned too, for everywhere he went, everything he touched was doomed to ash, and thus, he destroyed his own kingdom while reclaiming it. With nothing left to destroy, the fiends returned to the mountains, leaving the king in a throne of ash and cinders, surrounded by his dead people.
And there he remains, a cursed king ruling a burning kingdom from an ashen throne, surrounded by the lost souls of those who once served him. He mercilessly destroys any and all who dare enter his kingdom, however much of an ashen shadow of what wa once rivers that flowed with clear water, and trees that glittered like emeralds under the shining sun." HP finished.

Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.
You just discard their guts and keep on driving.