The RP Bar

[Kristia]

(Sanctuary) Nera


The yaju just raised an eyebrow at the male who just used a joke as a form of greeting, she let the blonde maid do her work as she kept dealing with her vials, still counting the minutes of when the magician would remember her job.

(BO) Mirabelle


Now waiting for the food to come, Mirabelle looked at Misaka "So, how did you found out about this place? I´m actually impressed they didn´t ask for an ID" she said remembering how the person at the entrance just let her in without asking anything, sure she was basically an adult because of her age, but there were still some countries that had people needing to be 21 years old instead of the international 18.

[Kilelicus]

(BO) Rez: "Oh come on, Maya. I left your skirt alone for years. I gotta make up for all the skirt flipping I missed out on ignoring yours!" Rez said in a hushed voice as they entered the bar. He then turned his attention to the bar's interior as well. It was chalk full of all manner of different and interesting individuals, including a number of people he already recognized from school. "Look, Maya, there are a few people from school here. It can't be so bad if they're here!" He said, wrapping his arm around her shoulders.

(EG) Phenom: Phenom shrugged, looking around at the people around the bar. "I suppose that could be it. Maybe it's just a good night tonight." he said, taking a swig of his scotch.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(EG) Lycoris: "Ohanuuuuu" Lycorsi was trying to say ("Oh No") but was sluing her words a bit too much. "Emil said i'm not sposed to drink that."

(Sanctuary) Zena: "They asked me for a recommendation. I told them to get the spaghetti." She explained. "I can't wait to..."

(???) Papyrus: "NYAH AH HA HA! Di d someone say spaghetti? Fear not children for I THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Have come to cook a MASTERPIECE!" the skeleton said as he popped out of nowhere and began making a mess of the kitchen. Zero and Zena had made a consious effort to keep the kitchen clean and tidy but Papyrus was making a mess almost intentionally. "YES EXPEDIENT! ALL THE COOKING LESSONS WITH UNDYNE ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF!" he jammed uncooked noodles into a pot filled with sause and broke them into tiny bits. the sauce and noodles spilled out onto the floor, as well as flour garlic salt pepper and even sugar for some reason.

(Sanctuary) Zena: The elf looked on in confusion, giving an awkward smile that failed at hiding the fact she was now nervous and uncomfortable.

(SK) Brooks: "Hmpf. Last time we were this busy..." Brooks stopped mid sentence and turned to look towards the kitchen. The sound of breaking glass could be heard by anyone sitting at the bar. "what the?"

(BO) Misaka: "I saw a flyer for the bar's grand reopening. Apparently they din't want to higher professionals for the entertainment so they were looking for anyone with talent to preform. I guess i got lucky huh?" She said with a slight giggle in her voice.

[S121]

(Sorry for the small post. Feeling really sleepy. I'll try to make it better when I wake up.)
(EG) Ethan: "Oh? And how does that one go?", Ethan playfully asked Seki, curious about what she would say next.

Although he was speaking with the maid, Ethan still kept his peripheral vision on the fox humanoid. It appeared that she was mixing something at the table, though Ethan did not know what it was.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: "Oh it's a good one. I believe it goes a little something like... How many of the queen's advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?" She said pausing for a moment to let him think about it. "All of them. One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest of them to die, and then the other one dies too."

[Kristia]

(BO) Mirabelle

"If they let you in with no problem, then I'm sure they noticed your talent" the pinkette spoke with a smirk "Many so called "stars" have horrible voices and use gadgets to modulate their songs, it is far better to hear the raw voice of someone who gives it all"

(Sanctuary) Nera

The yaju started playing with her water by making small forms and loweeing their temperature until they became ice figurines. With more concentration, Nera made the two figurines move, it started with clunky movements, but with time, their movements became more fluid until going on a relaxing dance.

[Zekai]

(TSU)Sonya: "Too late now." She said downing her drink. "I hope you ate first." She warned her and waving the glass for another drink.

(Sanctuary)Zero: "Gotcha." He said to Zena and then Papyrus appeared and started to make the spaghetti and a mess of the kitchen. Zero's right eye twitched a few times. "And after I cleaned here too." He said sighing. Zero then looked at the clock and saw it was almost their break time. "Our break is in about 5 minutes. I'll make something quick to eat if you want something." He said as he finishes the order. "Take this to the pool table." He said handing Zena a plate with 2 half sandwiches.

[WriggleRid3r]

(BO: Maya)

"I guess you're right." Maya sighed. She wasn't used to visiting new places, much less bars and other establishments that served alcohol. But if it was with Rez, then she wouldn't mind. "And since you've been a very nice boy, I think you deserve a treat. You can have anything you want on the menu; I'll pay tonight."

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: Upon hearing Seki's joke, Ethan's smile dropped for just a second before he took another sip of his drink. As he did so, he couldn't help but wonder what exactly she meant by that joke. Perhaps it was indeed supposed to be funny, but translated poorly against where he was from and his own customs. After sipping his drink, Ethan placed the glass back on the counter and spoke.

"I've got a better one, heard it from my travels. So a new guy in town walks into a bar and sees a big jar filled to the top with 10 dollar bills. Curious, the man walks over to the bartender and asks, 'What's up with the jar?'

'Well, you pay 10 dollars, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar.'

'What are the three tests', asks the man.

'Can't tell you till you pay.'

The man pays him the ten dollars, and once the bartender places the money into the jar, he continues.

'Ok. First, you gotta drink this whole bottle of pepper tequila. The catch? You gotta drink the WHOLE thing without making any faces while doing it. Second, there's a pitbull behind the bar with a sore tooth. Pull the tooth out with your bare hands. Finally, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had a single orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her.

'Well, I know I've already paid ten bucks,' said the man, 'but I'm no idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- it's impossible!'

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

'Wherez zat teeqeelah?', he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

'NOW,' he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?'", Ethan said to Seki, smiling broadly as he delivered the last line to her.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: The blond necromancer giggled at the mans joke and got out a bottle of scotch, pouring a glass for herself and her new friend, emplyed to have been her treat. "Alright wise guy. I have one for you. A Teacher asks her class what does the chicken give you. the children say meat. The teacher says Very good now what does the pig give? The children answer bacon. So the teacher says Great and what does the fat cow give you? And all the students say Homework!"

(EG) Lycoris: "Uh oh.. I'm sorry Emil..." The cat girl seemed to have already passed out by that point. She could probably be woken up if someone tried too.

(BO) Misaka: Misaka was viably blushing from the complement she seemed to be really enjoying her time with Mira. "You're too nice to me. What did i do to deserve such kindness?"

(Sanctuary) Zena: The elf was still speechless from the display of epic pasta making. She simply nodded her head and took the sandwiches out of the kitchen and over to the pool table.as requested. "H-Hello ma'am. did you order thee sandwiches?" Zena tried to ask this calmly but she was still nervous about is Papyrus's pasta would turn out as good as she had been told.

[Kristia]

(BO) Mirabelle

"That is an easy question" Mirabelle spoke as she closed her eyes "You just need to be yourself and that is all I need to know you are being honest" she spoke and opened one eye. The pinkette smirked at Misaka, "I´m a simple person, you know me"

[Koishi]

In the very, very back corner of the bar, there was a long rounded table booth, and at it was a fairly strange sight, even for the bar.

Five girls. Now, this on it's own wouldn't be strange, but, four of those five were (mostly) the same person, and the other was a horrible, monstrous eldtrich inbred goat creature. The four people were named Koishi, the aforementioned goat-thing was simply called Lizzy.

And out of all these people, every one of them was confused.

(ATWAG) Koishi: "So… how are there three other mes here?"

(BO) Koishi: "Dunno'. Maybe it's weird time-space shenanigans. Seen weirder."

(ST) Koishi: "Weirder than meeting yourself three times?"

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "Ah, least the place has some decent drink. Last good places got sacked by a bunch of purple fellas'."

(ST) Lizzy: "Ya' got a point. I thoughts one Koish' was tough ta' handle. Bu' four?"

(ST) Koishi: "Just keep me in mind, Liz. I'm the one with the sword."

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Actually…"

She rummaged in her hat, pulling out a grand angelic great-sword, setting it down on the counter.

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "Yep, got the same here."

They also pulled out the same great-sword from their own hat, setting it down next to the other.

(ST) Koishi: "Okay, then i'm the one with the less fancy curved sword."

(BO) Koishi: "My hat can cut stuff, at least."

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Ooo, show it, show it!"

The others did something a little similar, and the (BO) Koishi sighed. They took off their hat, putting it on it's edge on the table's top. Then, with a little bit of pressure, the edge simply slid through, with a "shhhfiiiing" sort of noise, before pulling it out and putting it back on her head.

(ST) Koishi: "Okay, you gotta' tell us where to get somethin' like that."

(BO) Koishi: "Ah, later. I think our order's here anyways."

Seemingly materializing out of thin air in the middle of the table, was a huge platter of Snickerdoodle cookies.

"Snickerdoodles…" Three out of the four Koishis whispered, like some reciting some kind of long-forgotten prophecy involving cinnamon and deliciousness.

(ST) Lizzy: "Wha's a Snickerydoodle?"

(ST) Koishi: "Never heard of 'em."

The other Koishis simply looked over in shock.

(ATWAG) Koishi: "You mean to say…"

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "You haven't had the confectionary, deliciousness…

(BO) Koishi: "The cinnaminninyous, scrumfantastical….

(BO, ATWAG, ATWAZR) Koishis: "Snickerdoodle?"

The last Koishi shook her head. "Don't got much in ways of treats where I come from."

The other Koishis glanced at one another. Each picked up a Snickerdoodle and urged it towards the two.

(BO, ATWAG, ATWAZR) Koishis: "Eat it…" Their voices had eemingly shifted down several pitches.

(ST) Lizzy: "Uh, I thinks I's might pass.."

(ST) Koishi: "I might have to go to the restroom…"

As they said that, the others glanced at one another, before looking back to Lizzy and (ST) Koishi.

(BO) Koishi: "Hold 'em down."

Lizzy and (ST) Koishi looked at one another, and scrambled out of the booth, lucky that they were at the end of the booth, starting to dash towards the exit, only to be stopped by a set of heart- shaped tentacle appendages that wrapped around their legs, dragging them back as they tried in vain to cling to the floor, as the booth neared closer and closer.

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Other Koish, ready the 'doodles. They must be shown the… what did you call it again?"

(BO) Koishi: "The cinniminniminnyous."

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "That's an even longer word than before!"

(BO) Koishi: "It still works."

The other two shrugged in acceptance of this fact as Lizzy and the final Koishi were dragged closer and closer, like reeling in a fishing pole.

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans: The Bar was already quite hectic with the wide range of characters that were all doing various things in their own little 'groups' that have formed. The chaos was definitely making it a very good place to hang out, as it gave a certain short skeleton in a blue jacket, shorts, and oddly... slippers sat down in the seat next to Ethan and Seki. Sitting down five minutes ago he could not help but overhear their exchange of jokes. Hearing Ethan's joke, then Seki's joke about homework. The skeleton chuckled a bit before he turned and lightly tapped on Ethan's shoulder.

[S121]

(EG) Ethan:

"Awww, that's f*cked up.", Ethan said with a rather audible chuckle and a smile.

The girl he had been speaking to seemed rather odd at first, but she at least had a sense of humor. He was about to speak again, but suddenly he felt something tap on his shoulder. Wondering who it was that tapped his shoulder, Ethan turned to see what or who wanted to greet him.

[Cucoo5]

(???) Chara:

Spoiler: Appearance note

A young girl enters the bar, walks up to the bar, climbs onto a stool and looks about with an indifferent smile on her face. She waves down the bartender and asks for chocolate milk.

(Someone interact with her I barely got anything)