The RP Bar

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans:

When Ethan turned around, what he found was... a rather short skeleton. Only around 4ft tall at most. The skeleton had a rather laidback, constant grin on his face and was dressed in a blue unzipped jacket with white undershirt, black shorts, socks, and slippers of some sort. The skeleton didn't seem hostile at all, more like interested in Ethan as the skeleton held out his hand. That was when the skeleton spoke up.

"hey pal, what's up? i heard you telling jokes aaand it got me pretty interested. i mean i'm a bit of a comedian myself. in fact a good joke really 'rattles my bones'. anyways it's good to meet someone with a sense of humor again. so how about we shake on it?" The Skeleton replied in a very casual, and friendly tone as he chuckled at his own pun. A low form of comedy, but it seems to amuse him. "by the way the name's Sans."

[Tewi_Inaba]

(@cucoo: Bartender is actually one of my characters. plz don't control him)

(SK) Brooks: Brooks was a bit puzzled by the disturbing sounds coming from the kitchen but decided his customers were more important. He walked over to the girl who flagged him down and was a bit surprised to say the least. He poured her the chocolate milk because he felt sorry for her but then he started to question her. "Aren't you a little young to be in a place like this? Where's your parents?"

(BO) Misaka: The girl leaned in closer and laid her head on the girl's shoulder, resting it there for a moment while they spoke and waited for their food."Simple huh?.. Well you'll always be perfect to me."

[Kristia]

(Sanctuary) Nera

As the ice figurines danced, Nera looked around to see the bar, sure it got more populated by the minute, but atleast it was still within her boundaries of comfort. Yet there was still an issue, one that had to do with a blonde maid worker.

Shifting on the stool to see Seki, the vixen spoke "Excuse me, but I have noticed that you haven't delivered the order I requested"

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: The little necromancer was enjoying her conversation with Ethan and the skeleton named Sans. She had almost forgotten that the fox had requested an order of steak and fries, luckily she had a little helper who remembered. When the yaju asked about her food, Seki snapped her fingers. In an instant the massive undead dragon poked his head through the top of the bar, breaking the ceiling in the process.

(Sanctuary) MR. Socks: Usually this would cause part of the ceiling to cave in on them and probably fall on some of he characters, however they seemed to float in mid air. Out of the mouth of the dragon came Mr. socks, dressed in a maid outfit of his own with a rather fancy sock on his foot in place of his old one. The skeleton was holding a plate with a freshly cooked steak and hot waffle fries. Mr. Socks used his telipathing powers to keep the ceiling from falling on everyone and crushing them while calmly walking over to the fox and putting the plate in front of her. "Sorry ma'am." He said as he placed the food in front of her. "But this isnt' a fast food joint, the food takes a little time to cook."

[Kristia]

(Sanctuary)

The lack of reaction showed the experience of the yaju as she just looked at the skeleton "While I understand that this place is of higher grade than a fast food restaurant, your companion never made any sign or proof of giving my order to its respective place" Nera spoke pointing out the logic "Besides, I said that the order wasn´t delivered, not that it was taking too much time"

(BO) Mirabelle

"See? Simple has its perks, no complicated stuff nor too much hassle to understand stuff" the pinkette said as they waited for the food to come in.

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: "The Name's Ethan.", Ethan said as he raised his hand to shake San's hand, but at that very moment a loud crashing took his attention away from the conversation as a large bone dragon broke through the ceiling and opened its mouth. From the dragon's mouth came a skeleton dressed as one of the waitress maids of the bar and spoke to the fox humanoid from before, leaving Ethan confused.

"Wha... What just happened?", Ethan asked aloud as he looked up at the colossal dragon, somewhat fearful, but mostly just surprised.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: "Oh That's just my pet, don't worry he's harmless." Seki said to ethan As Mr. Socks quickly left back the way he came, the roof fixing itself the same way Seki's fortress was able too. "Anyway miss... Nera was it? BONE-appetit."

(Sanctuary) Zena: The Elf girl returned to the table with Mirabelle and Misaka, bringing the drinks they had requested but she didn't have any food yet. "Here are your drinks ma'am. Would you like some appetizers? maybe some fires or onion rings?" Zena was trying to buy as much time as possible, fearing the spaghetti wouldn't turn out the way she had premised.

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans:

Just as he was about to shake Ethan's hand, and in turn prank Ethan with the old small whoopee cushion in the hand trick, he heard a loud crash from above which garned the attention of some of the bar patrons including Ethan. Normally he wouldn't too worried or care all that much in this kind of event, but he felt something off about it which made him look up. What he saw was a skeletal dragon poking it's head out of the ceiling. This Dragon didn't seem to do much except open it's mouth, of which a skeleton butler of sorts came out. The Skeleton Butler seemed to do something with the Seki girl Ethan was talking to, but not much else before going back into the Bone Dragon's mouth.

As the Skeleton Butler disapepared into the Dragon's mouth, the dragon seemed to retreat as the ceiling repaired itself. Definitely something odd... which made him want to look into this. So Sans got off his seat and took a step towards Seki. Looking up at her he asked.

"so bone head there was your thing? must say. kinda impressed with that one girlie. will say that i was not expecting a giant dragon to come crashing through the ceiling." Sans spoke as he then held out his hand for Seki, with the quite well concealed whoopee cushion in the hand gag ready. "anyways the name's Sans."

[Kristia]

(Sanctuary) Nera

Using one of her sharp nails, Nera started cutting her steak as she just nodded at the blonde maid. She tasted the first piece of the meat with caution out of habit, yet ot was ok by her tastes as she kept taking pieces of her dinner, one cube of meat at a time.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: "But of cores. As a master necromancer I take my skeletons very seriously. They are like my family." She said as she reached out to shake the skeleton's hand, only to have the sound of a loud prolonged fart come from it. It shocked her at first but then she smiled and started to giggle. It seemed her sense of humor was as childish as she appeared. "Well you're a little gass hole arn't you Sans?"

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans:

Upon successfully falling for his prank, Sans chuckled a little as he then put his hands back into his pockets. Looking at Seki he spoke. "heh. that one never gets old." He spoke as he turned around as he was about to go back to his seat. However he was stopped in his tracks when Seki countered his prank with a bit of a pun on her own. The pun was simple, but in the eyes of Sans, a perfectly good pun. Sans's face lit up with joy as his eyes widened and his casual smile turned into a grin as he quickly turned to face Seki again.

"you know that was kinda PUNNY if you ask me. you must be a good comedian because that joke was quite humerus" He spoke as he grabbed his own arm, notably the humerus of his right arm. He didn't pull his arm off, just lightly held it to emphasize the joke.

[Kilelicus]

Short Post because fuck

(BO) Rez: "Oh?" Rez mused, "Anything huh? Well... are you on the menu?" He asked, looking rather scandalously at Maya.

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: As Sans and Seki continued to speak, Ethan simply smiled along, nodding his head as he listened. It seemed as if he was in on their conversation, but the truth was that he was deep in thought. His face had a grin, but his eyes betrayed that light-hearted look as he intently stared at Seki. Wondering how she knew his name and who exactly she was. Ethan knew that his name would not have gotten so far out into the galaxy, so something was definitely up, especially since she spoke about him as if she knew him.

[Zekai]

(TSU)Sonya: Sonya chuckled as the girl passed out from a small amount of alcohol. "Now that's a lightweight I've never seen."

(IS)Shana: She looked at Zena who asked if she ordered the sandwiches. "That's right. Thanks for bringing them." She said a she places the pool stick down and took the sandwiches.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: The necromancer giggled again and spoke. "What a cute little skeleton. You really tickle my funny bone." the girl spoke as she looked back at Ethan with a stare that seemed...innocent. In fact it looked too innocent to be real. "something the matter?"

(???) Papyrus: Papyrus busted out of the kitchen holding two plates of fresh spaghetti in his hands as he proudly and boldly pronounced his presence. "NYAHAHAHA! WHO ORDERED THE GREAT PAPYRUS'S GOURMET SPAGHETTI? I... THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE TRAINED FOR YEARS UNDER THE CAREFUL WATCH OF MY DEAR FRIEND UNDYNE, AND I'VE FINALLY MASTERED THE FINE ART OF PASTA CREATION! AND IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THIS MOMENT!!!" The pasta in each plate were very messy, it appeared as though a child had made them. however the noodles were actually cooked. the food actually looked edible but not that tasty.

(SK) Brooks: "..." slight eye twitch

(Sanctuary) Zena: "..." Zena turned her head and looked at Misaka and Mira with a very nervous smile "Umm I believe that's your order ma'ams.... please forgive me."

(BO) Misaka: The girl blinked with both suprise and confusion. She hadn't expected to see skeletons in the bar but she had just seen about four of them. One of which was a massive dragon skeleton. She held onto Mira's hand to try and keep herself calm.