The RP Bar

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: As Mettaton spoke, Ethan stared at the giant switch on his back. The switch looked almost like one of those old cartoonish light switches, and the "DO NOT FLIP" sign on it only served to pique his curiosity. As Ethan stared blankly at the switch, he could only tell himself one thing, (Meh, why the fuck not?)

Just then, Ethan's curiosity got the better of him, and he reached for the switch on Mettaton's back and attempted to flip it.

[SUSTIC]

(???) Mettaton:

As Mettaton was waiting for an answer he could be heard giggling... however that giggling stopped he could detect that a hand was making it's way to his switch. Quickly reacting the box with arms that sat upon the single wheel... swiveled and spun around as Mettaton quickly delivered a very quick, and rather painful slap to Ethan's face.


"Sorry Darling but that is just NOT to be touched right now! You'll have to earn the priveilege to touch my precious switch~!" Mettaton spoke, leaving his back turned to Seki.

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: The girl looked and watched as Ethan tried to flip the robots switch. The robot quickly stopped him but Seki could help but poke fun at them for it. "Guess you just weren't hot enough to TURN THEM ON. You should try giving them flowers first or complementing their... wheal. Or maybe you prefer little girls over grown men? If so. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going." She said with a slight shrug and a casual expression on her face. "The names Seki by the way. but you can call me..." Seki took a short pause and looked over at Ethan before finishing her sentence "...any time." She then gave yet another seductive wink towards the man.

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: Ethan lightly held his cheek from the sting and looked a little annoyed that he was so swiftly slapped, but that look soon faded as Seki spoke, even more so when Seki finished what she had said as she looked at him rather seductively and gave him a wink. Ethan's face flashed with a look of surprise for only a minute before another small grin formed across his face as he contemplated Seki's gesture.

It was truly unusual for a girl her age to be flirting with a guy like him, but if that was really what she wanted, then perhaps he just might indulge her. Besides, the age of consent was not universal throughout the galaxy, and he had done worse in the past. His only reservation was how she tended to act somewhat unsettling... and that she summoned a giant dragon that ripped through the ceiling. Of course again, Ethan had found himself in similar and worse situations where the girl was battier than a vampire running around in a Batman costume.

In the end, the only thing Ethan could think of was, (Why the fuck not?)

With that thought in mind, Ethan began to speak.

"Psh, talking about little girls and grown men and watching hentai... You've been naughty.", Ethan said with a rather sly and playful grin aimed at Seki before beginning to introduce himself.

"As for me, some people call me a wild free spirit, others call me batshit insane. Me? I call myself Ethan Ambers."

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans:

As Sans just watched what unfolded in front of him, he just couldn't stop himself from laughing hard at Seki's quotes towards Ethan. Followed by Ethan's very own response made him laugh even harder.

"yo, ethan. i think she's really wanting to be taken to the BONE ZONE and i don't think anything will change her mind...!" Replied Sans as he kept laughing more...



(???) Mettaton:

However a certain robot was not enjoying this. He was being upstaged by... these comedians. He just has to teach them a lesson, and as such he lifted his free hand into the air and pointed it right at Ethan before sending an incredibly painful shock of electricity right at him. It was a pretty steady stream of electricity from Mettaton's fingertip as he painfully shocked Ethan as punishment. Though after a minute of electrocution Mettaton spoke.


"Hey now you're stealing the show! I'm the main star here! So stop joking around or I'll have to bring out the more severe... punishments." Mettaton spoke in a rather more serious... if not threatening tone before a bit of a pause. He then turned to Seki and held the mic to her as he spoke in his more... energetic voice. "Now what is your name Sweet Cheeks?"

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: *With a curtsy the girl smiled and spoke once again, repeating her name since apparently the robot didn't hear. Names Seki. Nice to meat you all. Say if i make another joke would you shock me too? I could pay you unless you're willing to do it free of charge!"

(???) Papyrus: The skeleton looked to the stage and clapped. He dind't fully understand what was going on but his brother was having fun and that made him happy. As much as Papyrus disliked his brother's bad puns he still deeply loved and cared for him. "GOOD LUCK SANS I'M ROOTING FOR YOU!..." a moment later he turned his head again and looked back at Misaka and Mirabelle who were probably enjoying his WONDERFUL pasta. "Eh EXCUSE ME HUMANS. WHAT IS THE BONE ZONE?" he asked them.

[S121]

(EG) Ethan: Ethan gave a snicker at San's comment as he began to speak.

"Yea, and I-", Ethan said before he was cut off by a constant barrage of electricity and his own interjections and curses in pain. Usually, Ethan's armor would have supressed most of electrical-based attacks, but without his helmet, his head was left exposed. Ethan fell to his hands and knees as the electricity coursed through him, causing him to painfully convulse and clench his teeth. Luckily, as the minute began to tick by, the searing pain Ethan felt began to slowly subside as his body began to adapt. Once the electrocution had stopped, Ethan rose to his knees as the smoke from the assault flowed from the interior of his armor.

Needless to say, Ethan was not happy about being turned into a human lightning rod. He was tempted to rise to his feet and charge at the robot, but he decided not to be so extreme and decided to mock it instead.

"Yo, Gameboy. That actually started to feel kinda good. Can I have another?", Ethan defiantly asked Mettaton with a rather wry smile.

[SUSTIC]

(ATWAG) Sans:

Sans just grinned and waved at his brother as he called out. "thanks bro! boy... isn't he such a cool brother." Sans spoke as he stepped forward, no longer standing behind Ethan and Seki. He then leaned towards Seki and whispered.

"hey. guess how many raving fans Mettaton met yesterday. he... MET-A-TON." Sans whispered to Seki as Mettaton rolled forward to the side of the stage where a small pedestal rose up.



(???) Mettaton:

Though as Mettaton moved by Ethan, the robot stopped and replied. "Sorry Darling, but you'll have to wait until you get a question wrong before you get another zap~!" Spoke the robot as he then finally made it to his pedestal off the side. Then a few tables with 4 buttons rose up from the stage and in front of Ethan, Seki, and Sans. Each table having four buttons on it. A large screen the rose up above the stage behind them.

"Thank you Darling's for introducing yourself to the audience! I'm sure they must all be excited for tonight's grand show!" Mettaton said happily as some typical sounding game show music started playing. Then... some multiple choice answers popped up on the screen.


"Now I'll repeat the rules only once! Answer the questions correctly or... 'Something so bad the Bar Owner would not let me announce it straight up' will happen to you! Anyways for our first question..." Said Mettaton as he looked at a flash card that he pulled out of seemingly nowhere.


"What's the prize for answering this question correctly? Look at the large screen for your choices then push the button for the one you choose!"

The answers on the large screen are...


A): Money B): Mercy

C): A Brand New Car! or D): More Questions!


"Choose quickly now~! The clock is ticking!" Mettaton spoke loudly as Sans already chose his answer....

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Seki: The necromancer giggled at San's joke as she and the others were lifted up on their platforms as they started playing the game. Seki intentionally pressed all four buttons at the exact same time knowing that it was the only way she could be sure she got it wrong. She really wanted her electric shock.

(Sanctuary) Zena: Zena went back outside as it was time for her and Zero's break. "Phew. Things are getting crazy out there. Anyway I made us both a lunch before I left home today. Wanna go watch the game while we eat?"

(SK) Brooks: Noticing he was being waved down, he walked over to Eleos. "What can i get you?"

[Zekai]

(Sanctuary)Zero: He looked over and saw Zena asking him about lunch. Zero then downed his pint. "You made lunch?" He said jokingly as he puts the bottle away and stands up. "Sure, I need something to eat." He said as he walk towards her.

[WriggleRid3r]

(BO) Maya:

"Wha- what?!" Maya flinched and looked away when Rez shot her a naughty glare. Is her on a menu? What kind of question is that? Is he trying to suggest something? Are they going to...

Maya's face brightened up, red as a turnip, as she fidgeted and averted her gaze to the menu. "S- stop joking around and pick, already. I'll... I'll get some chicken wings."

[Koishi]

In the time that had passed, (ST) Koishi (and Lizzy) were sort of stuck. Mainly due to tentacle-like appendage completely surrounding them. At least it wasn't slimy.

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Okay, took a while for you to...uh, soften up, I guess?"

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "You mean take the breath out of them until they couldn't resist anymore?"

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Same difference. Like an apple and an orange."

(BO) Koishi: "Do they have cinammon on them?"

(ST) Lizzy: "Who tha' hell puts cinnamon on oranges? Tha' sounds terrible."

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Okay, yeah, that's weird. Why?"

(BO) Koishi: "Counteract the sour with the sweet, of course! I thought it was that simple. 'sides, why not?"

(ST) Koishi: "Shouldn't we just get on with... uh, I forgot."

(BO) Koishi: "Snicker's best Doodles, of course." She picked one up, nudging it towards (ST) Koishi's mouth. "Now say ah!"

(ST) Koishi: "Nah." she said quickly, only to have a Snickerdoodle shoved towards her now closed mouth.

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "Ah, screw it." Adjusting her arms a bit to keep the tentacles in place, she, with two simple fingers and her youkai strength, opened the resisting Koishi's mouth with force, a Snickerdoodle being promptly put in. (ST) Koishi made a muffled noise, before processing what was in her mouth.

(ST) Lizzy: "So then, what kind a' foul magic did ya' puts in it?"

(BO) Koishi: "A light dabbling of cinnammon and a bit of vanilla."

(ST) Lizzy: If yous try to do tha' to me, I's can say for sure you won't have any appendages left.

(ST) Koishi: "Sh' rhigh', ya' knaw." she replied, speaking with her mouth full, before swallowing.

(BO) Koishi: "Soooooo? How was it?"

(ST) Koishi: "Okay."

(BO) Koishi's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets for a moment. "Okay?! We all like Snickerydoodles, but not you?!"

(ST) Koishi: "Guess not."

(ATWAG) Koishi: "Fine with me."

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "Same here."

And with that, the two were unwrapped.

(BO) Koishi: "It ain't right, I tell you."

(ATWAG) Koishi: "It's a big multiverse."

(BO) Koishi: "Maybe I need a drink."

(ATWAZR) Koishi: "I'll pay."

A series of nods confirmed what everyone else thought, andwith them sliding out of the booth, the quintet of Koishis (plus one Lizzy) headed to the bar itself, looking for a good spot, taking up four of the seats, with a Lizzy on the back of their Koishi, hailing for the bartender to come over their way.

[SUSTIC]

(???) Mettaton:

As Sans entered his answer and did not get punished, it could only assume HE had gotten it correct. All the while Seki had... pushed all the buttons on her pedestal almost immediately. Leaving her with no choice but to have gotten it incredibly wrong, and with that Mettaton spoke up immediately.


"Oh dear looks like we have ourself our first wrong answer for the day! I won't say what the correct answer is for our dashing Ethan, but for Seki... looks like we'll have to punish her! She seemed so eager for a shock before! So I'll end up using one of our less extreme styles of torture- I mean punishment! Bring out the Tickle Bots!!!" Yelled Mettaton as 2 small robots that looked like miniature, basketball sized mettaton's flew down from the ceiling as they began tickling Seki furiously.

"Shame too. These are rather boring, but I hope the reaction is priceless!!!"

[Tewi_Inaba]

(Sanctuary) Zena: The elf pulled out two small lunch boxes and opened one up, handing the other over to the dragon boy. Zero's lunch was made up of steak mashed potatoes and a little bit of chocolate pudding while Zena just had a salad with soem chicken in it. She didn't have nay drinks but thoses were easy enough to get at a bar. "Here you go. I made it with some of the food in the freezer... I hope you like it."

(EG) Lycoris: The cat girl was up on her feet again after a short rest, but she was still intoxicated from the drink she had before. She was strggling to even walk as she tried to make it to the exit, only to stumble and fall into Nera who was sitting at the bar. She didnt' bump into her hard enough to knock her over or spill anything but she was still noticeable. "I *hiccup* sorry"

(Sanctuary) Seki: The necromancer was all ready for her masochistic punishment, however what she got was the one thing she couldn't handle. When Mettaton announced what her punishment would be she simply looked at him and said "Wait what?" before bursting into laughter and holding her sides protectively. She was giggling on the outside, but on the inside she was angry enough to rip out the robots soul and feed it to her pet dragon. For the sake of everyone's enjoyment however she decided not to take that cores of action.

[Kristia]

BO Mirabelle
The pinkette was actually enjoying the food made by the paranormal living skeleton, there were odd mixes of ingredients in the pasta itself, but the taste buds of Mirabelle were feeling the effort put into the food. That is what made her smile with a faint glow, be it metaphorically or literally "This actually has a great taste, I can feel how much work was done into them" she complimented him, but then barely held what she had in her mouth when he asked about the Bone zone. "That.. is something that adults have" she said between giggles.

(Sanctuary) Nera

Looking at the cat humanoid, Nera had a faint smirk "Some have it hard with drinks" she spoke mostly to herself while pouring a normal water from one of her vials to her empty glass "Take this, it should help you" she offered the glass of water to Lycoris