Alright, your D.A.R.E. message for the day. Just dont f***ing do drugs, guys...
I tresspassed two people(Separate parties) last week that had been coming to the store since I was hired there about 2 years ago. They are obviously on crack or something equally as bad, and they often had to pay for their slurpee, that they were very desparate to get with scrounged-up, dirty change. The first one I caught grabbing a lighter and pocketing it as he walked in. I asked him about it, and he denied it. I asked him to turn out his coat pocket and he refused. I called the cops and he had the lighter and a candybar. Meaning wtf else had he been stealing from us all this time?
The second was one I actually liked. We would joke and laugh about things, and she was a really sweet crackhead. She came in tripping on something, asked me how much a deli sandwitch was and I told her the price. She said okay, and set it back. She proceaded to wander about the store for about 3 minutes before I asked her if she needed help. She said no, and tried to leave. Asked my boss to check the cameras, cuz thats just plain suspicious as f***, and sure enough, she pocketed a few items while she was in a blind spot. Next time she came in I called the police. and she cussed me out, threw several nearby items at me and said "God would find me".
Just. Don't. Do. Drugs.
NOW that my Moral contribution is over, tell me, who is ready to start this up? We got one ship, and a few dangling apps that aren't quite fleshed out. Is there even still intrest? Does anyone love meeeEeeEeE?
I gazed up at the sable-haired maiden with eyes so full of warmth it appeared she was crying silently. My trecherous mouth opened, "Why do you look so troubled, Princess?"
Slowly, she moved her eyes from the moon to me. She studied my imperfections before her for what seemed to be a blissful eternity before gracing me with her voice, "I've slain this land's only prince. What use, now, is a princess?"
As the maiden left my presence, so too did my heart.