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07/21/2016, 08:03 AM #11
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Upon seeing the head on the ground Sans just... got up and picked up the woman's disembodied head. She looked dead, but couldn't be too sure. Seeing this gave him some rather bad visions of... other timelines. However nothing too much to phase him. When he was sprayed on the cheek he just looked at Frisk and gave a slightly nervous sounding chuckle.

"heh... eheh.... yeah kid. bad sans..." He spoke as the grin came over his face again. Though his pupils disappeared as he began to sweat and chuckle nervously. All he was thinking was

"ooooh shit i think i did bad"

He was mainly a bit worried about the one rule about the resort "no killing people during your stay", and that if the lifeguard or anyone found out he... and Frisk would be promptly kicked out of the resort. Though due to his awareness of Frisk's ability to reset was keeping him from freaking out a bit more than usual.

Before he could ask Frisk to load a save though, Sans and Frisk could hear a female groan... coming from the disembodied head. Which caused Sans to look down.


""uuuuuugh... Dammit. I was hoping for a relaxing vacation. Not a decapitation..." The head spoke as she looked at Sans.

"... Sup? Could you probably put my head back on my body please?""

"..." Sans's pupils came back to his eye sockets as he was just like "okay what the fuck..." but he let out a sigh of relief.

"uh sure." He said as he began walking towards the woman's beheaded body.

Upon closer inspection of the woman's body. One WOULD see how pale, but otherwise clean of scars and injuries her skin is. In fact she had quite a... attractive body. Curves in all the right places. Just really pale skin... and no head. Speaking of which her face wasn't that bad either. She looked to be a woman in her mid-to-late 20's if not mid 30's. With long navy blue hair and red eyes.
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07/21/2016, 08:27 AM #12
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Frisk was just about to reset when the disembodied head suddenly spoke. The child was shocked at first, but then her eyes lit up with little stars in them. After Sans placed the head back on the girl's body, Frisk grinned and asked. "Sans hit me next. I want my head to fall off too!"

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07/22/2016, 07:07 AM #13
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"er- sorry kiddo, but tori will have my... head if you were to lose yours" Sans joked in a rather dry, almost sarcastic tone as he went over to the woman's headless body which was sitting up in a slightly slouched position. Without hesitation he just placed the head on the stump that is her neck. The second he did the neck seemed to sort of... magically weld itself onto her body, and soon the woman was in one piece with nothing but a small scar where her head was severed.


With her body back to normal, she stood up and cracked her neck.

"Aaah thank heavens. I hate being just a head..." She spoke as she stretched a little as she then began looking down at Frisk and Sans with a rather sharp glare. As if she was deeply examining them.
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07/22/2016, 06:59 PM #14
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Frisk pouted and and started to sulk at Sans's answer, she mumbled under her breath "I woldn't need to flirt anymore if i could remove my head."

The small child then stood by Sas and held on to his hand. She was still dripping wet from playing in the pool and she still had her little tube around her body to keep her safe. The way the strange woman looked at her made her feel a bit uncomfortable, but you would never guess it just by looking at her face. There really wasn't any need for her to worry. she had Sans with her and if anything bad were to happen she could just load the save point she made a few minutes ago to keep Sans from accidentally beheading her.

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07/24/2016, 03:43 PM #15
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Hearing Frisk's faint whisper, Sans chuckled before laughing a bit. He only barely heard her though so he only had to ask if he heard what he thought he heard.

"did you really say what i think you said kiddo?" He said with a light little laugh before speaking up again. "heh. maybe i need to keep a closer eye on your internet search history kid. then again what i see might make me lose my head." He joked as he then turned to face the woman.


"oh sorry 'bout that the whole losin your head thing. normally my aim is a lot better." Sans replied with a shrug of his shoulders. Knowing full well what he said was a lie, for he head purposefully intended on missing Frisk. But hitting this woman was something he did not intend. After which there was a bit of a pause as he held Frisk's hand... he then remembered to introduce himself. "oh yeah that's right. forgot to introduce myself. name's sans. i'm a bit of a comedian. so you can say i'm a real COMIC-sans! this here is Frisk, i'm in charge of watchin her here. whats yours?" The skeleton brother introduced himself.

Hannah listening to everything the skeleton and kid said and did made her straighten her posture and sigh.

"Eh don't worry about it. I don't really mind much. In fact it happens on a daily basis nearly for me. Usually something comes by and knocks my head clean off my body. Not always is there someone who actually has the manners to help me reattach my head though. Also the name is Hannah." Hannah replied as she held out her hand for a handshake.


Seeing the extended and open hand, Sans looked at it before looking down at Frisk with a look that almost said "should I prank her?" Frisk knows one of Sans more common pranks was the ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trick. He just wanted to see if Frisk would like him to try and pull it off on Hannah.
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07/24/2016, 09:35 PM #16
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"How did you you hear that? you don't even have ears." Frisk said, slightly shocked that Sans actually heard her. She was really glad now that Dr. Alphys had taught her how to delete her search history....and how to not get viruses from questionable sites.

Frisk only had one thought regaurding the woman and her head constantly falling off, but she would wait to ask that until a bit later. She gave Sans a small grin and a thumbs up.

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07/26/2016, 01:31 AM #17
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"don't need ears to hear a whisper when you're standin' so close kiddo." He spoke as he then saw Frisk's thumbs up. Seeing it you can almost see a light sparkle of slight glee in his eye as he goes to shake the woman's hand after taking his free one out of his pocket. The second he grabbed her hand the sound of a fart could be heard. Coming from the whoopee cushion in his hand.

Hannah's reaction was one of displeasure as she facepalmed.

"Seriously? A whoopee cushion?" She spoke as she then surprisingly snatched the whoopee cushion from his hand. This surprised Sans a bit as a sweat drop could be seen on the side of his skull.

"You should have tried a joy-buzzer. Startles the person, and it also can get them off... If you know what I mean that is~" Hannah spoke. Sans was actually blushing very slightly as seen by the faint blue glow on his cheek bones. It was really faint however, and his face was static. He didn't have anything to really say.
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07/26/2016, 02:34 AM #18
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The pale woman's innuendos would have gone right over the child's head if not for San's bashful reaction. She didnt' know exactly what the woman meant, but she could make a pretty good guess. The small child tugged on the skeleton's sleeve to get his attention. "Sans I want a joy buzzer."

Just then while no one was looking, out of the changing room stepped a much taller skeleton. Wearing sunglasses, pasta themed swimming trunks and his classic "COOL DUDE" T-shirt. "NYAHAHAHAHA!! Now that I! The Great Papyrus have finally finished, There will be PLENTY of JOY and BUZZERS for everyone!!" He said this with an overly confidant smile while striking a really cool pose for all to see. However no more than a few seconds later he leaned down closer to his brother, cupping his hand to whisper in his not ear. "SANS!!! what's a joy buzzer?"

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07/27/2016, 02:38 AM #19
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Sans did not really hesitate to look at Frisk. "come on kid. aren't you already buzzing with joy?" He joked to take his mind off the little perverted comment Hannah had made. It worked for the most part, but the second he heard the voice of his beloved, taller, skeleton brother Papyrus made Sans relieved. Especially when Papyrus had innocently asked what a joy buzzer was.

"i should've brought mine along for the trip bro. it would've given you quite a shock. filled you with joy, and leave you BUZZING with excitement." He replied as he shrugged his shoulders as he turned to look at his brother who was wearing his typical summer vacation style outfit. Half his joke would probably fly over Papyrus's head since he did not really inform him of what the practical joke toy that is the Joy Buzzer is.

Hannah on the other hand was getting somewhat entertained by the very differing personalities that was Sans, Frisk, and now the tall skeleton that is Papyrus. Looking at Papyrus's outfit she raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms.
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07/30/2016, 04:20 PM #20
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The skeleton squinted his eye sockets at his brother, unsure what to make of his words. "Sans I suspect you're making bad puns again. Puns that I wouldn't understand...." "genius" he said the last part quietly to himself. His brother had impressed him with his supirior intelect, but he wasn't about to be bested so easily. "Therefor, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! Have come up with a plan to tell if you're pun making is actually pun making!..."

The skeleton looked on with a confident smile, looking to the left, then the riht before approaching the small girl and crouching down in front of her "Frisk what's a joy buzzer?"

Frisk couldn't help but giggle a bit at the tall skeleton. For as serious as he tried to be at times, he sure was a silly guy. "It's a button you wear on your hand that makes you go DZZZ!"