Corrupt a Wish

Luna Pixu

Luna Pixu

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Join Date: Nov 2013
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03/24/2014, 01:00 PM #41
@Remi
Granted but you can never go to sleep. Ever!

I wish to live in Gensokyo.

Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!


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Nitori_Kawashiro

Nitori_Kawashiro

Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 133

03/24/2014, 02:01 PM #42
@TRXD
You arrive at your new house, only to find it already occupied. You remember that Gensokyo apart from humans, is populated by youkai, some of which are friendly, and some of which actually eat humans. You, unfortunately, have met with the latter kind. And he/she's hungry.

I wish school assignments would stop existing.
SUSTIC

SUSTIC

Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 2751

03/24/2014, 03:56 PM #43
@Nitori

Wish Granted, but in turn you have more chores/errands to do around the house/apartment/wherever you live.


I wish... I wish to remember what I was going to wish for...
Shimitty

Shimitty

Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 577

03/24/2014, 04:11 PM #45
Granted, but then the thread was derailed!

I wish my posts stopped being ninja'd!
Last edited by Shimitty; 03/24/2014, 04:14 PM.

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Cucoo5

Cucoo5

Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 4146

03/24/2014, 04:14 PM #46
granted but the starship has no means of controlling it and it's on a collision course with the sun.
...and it can't survive going into the sun.

I wish everyone was geniuses.

Nitori_Kawashiro

Nitori_Kawashiro

Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 133

03/24/2014, 04:58 PM #47
Granted, but the sudden insight makes everybody's head explode.

I wish my computer would become slightly slower, so I stop accidentally closing the wrong tab.
Luna Pixu

Luna Pixu

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Join Date: Nov 2013
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03/24/2014, 05:09 PM #48
Granted but your computer is now too slow to be functional.

I wish I had telepathy.

Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!


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Cucoo5

Cucoo5

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Koishi

Koishi

Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 3391

03/24/2014, 05:51 PM #50
Granted. You suffocate due to you removing everything, including oxygen.

I wish for a dead hamster.




Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.

You just discard their guts and keep on driving.