KRITTERCON CONFIRMED CREEPYPASTA

Teshno

Teshno

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10/13/2014, 12:40 PM #1
So I'm fairly certain you all know about Krittercon.
That one guy that we rely on to be both amusing and ban the hell out of bannable people.


WELL I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN HE'S ALSO SLENDERDUDE
So I'm just walking around his house, right? He logs on directly after I say something about breast milk (Long story short, titanium had the word tit in it and we just confirmed he was a mom) and then just stands in his house...
Just stands there, no text, no action, no movement, no activity, nothing. Basically not even there.

So I stand infront of him for no reason other than to provoke a response (was gonna poke him but, this being kritter, not worth it).
I turn around to see if titanium was still outside. I turn back.

He's gone. Literally, no trace. I just look at him, turn around, turn back, BOOM, gone.

I was legit creeped out by this, so I just go downstairs to look around for a minute, come back upstairs to admire the paintings.

HE CAME BACK AND HE MOVED A BLOCK, PLUS TURNED A BIT. THEN JUST LOGS OFF.

DUDE, NOT EVEN SCP-173 CAN SCARE ME LIKE THAT

Kritter confirmed illuminati

w-what is this autism aura??
if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
our western culture will be forever....

..mememized
CupcakeEdgeworth

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10/13/2014, 12:43 PM #2
i was there, i can confirm this is true
Amaterasu no Akane

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10/13/2014, 12:44 PM #3
There's only one explanation.

Spoiler
tfw someone tries to shitpost

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rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."
CupcakeEdgeworth

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10/13/2014, 12:47 PM #4
>Got shrekked!
Teshno

Teshno

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10/13/2014, 12:48 PM #5
Originally posted by Amaterasu no Akane
There's only one explanation.


YOU
YOU DONT KNOW HOW PERFECT THIS IS

w-what is this autism aura??
if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
our western culture will be forever....

..mememized
Tewi_Inaba

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10/13/2014, 01:20 PM #6
brb i need to draw alice with no eyes and with blood all over her face.

Eashiftzr1

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10/13/2014, 02:50 PM #7
Oh my, what's next?
Maybe Kritter flying his B-17 into a mountain, only to disappear, and appear again on the other side? (making his foes crash and die for no reason)


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10/13/2014, 04:36 PM #8
Spoopy


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Cucoo5

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10/13/2014, 05:49 PM #9
Originally posted by Eashiftzr1
Oh my, what's next?
Maybe Kritter flying his B-17 into a mountain, only to disappear, and appear again on the other side? (making his foes crash and die for no reason)


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Well... You see... There was this one time....


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DeadMasterChan

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10/13/2014, 08:55 PM #10
Originally posted by Cucoo5
Well... You see... There was this one time....


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NO, NOT THAT ONE TIME