Erm I doing this right?

[Nuclearblt]

Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 90% water
I can walk on cucumbers
I think I'm 69% Jesus

[WriggleRid3r]

69% Jesus?
Historians say that Jesus lived for 33 years on Earth.
33 years is 12045 days
12045 * 0.69 = 8311 days
8311 / 365 = 22.77 years

Nuclearblt is a 22 year old man whose birthday is in 3 months.