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Nuclearblt

Nuclearblt

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Join Date: Mar 2014
Posts: 632

02/13/2015, 03:32 PM #1
Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 90% water
I can walk on cucumbers
I think I'm 69% Jesus
WriggleRid3r

WriggleRid3r

Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 7523

02/13/2015, 05:56 PM #2
69% Jesus?
Historians say that Jesus lived for 33 years on Earth.
33 years is 12045 days
12045 * 0.69 = 8311 days
8311 / 365 = 22.77 years

Nuclearblt is a 22 year old man whose birthday is in 3 months.
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