remi is illuminati

Make sure your jimmies are on tight, this may severely rustle them and may even kill you by reading.

rekently ther has ben a nue product called Nesquikscope.
Apparently, on the cover, it says Call of Duty. The amount of letters in Call of Duty is 10.
Guns are a necessity in quickscoper lyfe while they 420 degree noscope. The amount of letters in Guns is 4.
10 - 4 = 6
Yukkuricraft has 666 player slots, and the amount of letters in Yukkuricraft is 12. 1 + 2 is 3.
Adding 3 to 6 would equal 9. According to my basic knowledge of Touhou 9 = Cirno.
If Cirno and ice would be combined it would make Cirnoice. This noun has 8 letters.
9 - 8 = 1
There is 1 admin on the Yukkuricraft server. Remi_Scarlet.
The illuminati triangle has 1 eye. The Eye that admins use to spy on us.
Remi and illuminati both end in "I." They both have 1 "M."

Remi is illuminati confirmed.

This explains all the players leaving due to the trace Remi emits with his all godly power of loli.

Remi has 2 eyes and one mouth. That makes three.

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>There is 1 admin on Yukkuricraft

The admins would like to have a word with you.

As the conspiracy god, I say this was a failed attempt at proving BASIC knowledge.

Try harder next time, scrubling.

Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r
>There is 1 admin on Yukkuricraft

The admins would like to have a word with you.

As the conspiracy god, I say this was a failed attempt at proving BASIC knowledge.

Try harder next time, scrubling.

i'm going to huddle in the "admin" corner now.

but wait. there are 5 sylebles in illuminati. There are 2 syllables in remi. 5 - 2 = 3

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