"How to Promote a Toxic Environment - The Villager's Guide to Being an Asshole."

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07/07/2015, 11:04 PM #1

JUST BE AS UNCOOPERATIVE AS THE AI WILL ALLOW

Pushing villagers on rails and they decide to split in half
Half of them get killed by zombies
One gets killed by me because it 300% refused to cooperate

SIX VILLAGERS
TWO SURVIVED

The salt shaker wasn't tipped today
It was thrown at the wall in full force and turned into brine

resignation because 682% done with villagers
To: Mojang
Fuck your fucking game and your stupid ass villagers.

From: Gamer, Nuclear and Purp

Last edited by Teshno; 07/07/2015, 11:09 PM.

w-what is this autism aura??
if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
our western culture will be forever....
..mememized

Legendary

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07/07/2015, 11:05 PM #2

Shh no more tears, only dreams now..
I WISH IT COULD BE THAT WAY, IF BEING SALTY IS AN EMOTION I AM FUCKING BRINE. I AM DONE. NO MORE, MOM PLS.

Last edited by Nuclearblt; 07/07/2015, 11:09 PM.

purpleFinatic

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07/07/2015, 11:06 PM #3

that was literally the worst thing i had to go through in a while i just

[distant muffled screaming]

im not a cool person

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07/08/2015, 01:19 AM #4

"Huh" -villager # 347

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07/08/2015, 03:40 AM #5

Originally posted by Shimitty
"Huh" -villager # 347

- shimitty

w-what is this autism aura??
if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
our western culture will be forever....
..mememized

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07/08/2015, 03:43 AM #6

Gary?

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07/08/2015, 06:12 AM #7

GARY!

Originally posted by S121
Every time I see a new post on the Forum, I feel like a little kid during Christmas, all giddy.

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Remilia Scarlet

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07/09/2015, 05:49 AM #8

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07/09/2015, 07:00 AM #9

Originally posted by Remilia_Scarlet

much yes

w-what is this autism aura??
if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
our western culture will be forever....
..mememized