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    The typical life of a programmer/coder/whatever you want to call us



    the amount of "how much i can relate to this" is too real.
    also, i can't into words, but you get what i'm trying to say in the above sentence.
    My software doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.

    Do you have a hour emergency call systems broadcasting radio station WNYW or Internet Explorer?
    Well? Which one?

    Cyros admits the truth: http://i.snag.gy/GTy14.jpg


    #2
    Tenko, go ride a giant poro or something :^)

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      #3
      >phpcomics

      >php

      >php is a fractal of bad design


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        #4
        @Remi
        The comic is PHD Comics. Not PHP Comics. (Whoever would name their comic that would be a moron.)
        Can you read or is vampire eyes kill?
        Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!

        My 3DS Friend Code: 2208-5334-3531 (Ask for Pokémon shenanigans or random multiplayer games)
        My Switch Friend Code: SW-1503-3394-5328
        My NNID: OfficialTRXD
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          #5
          Originally posted by TRXD View Post
          Can you read or is vampire eyes kill?
          confirming trxd for maximum disliker

          i bet you go around watching videos on youtube you dont like


          Also, I wouldn't consider myself any kind of that but I get the basic idea of nailing a really tricky piece of code.

          But you don't get that with Java.
          Java is just... Java.

          w-what is this autism aura??
          if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
          our western culture will be forever....

          ..mememized

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            #6
            @Gamer
            My secret identity has been revealed. F*ck!
            Smash through the blocks that bar your way; No time for fear, just let it all fall away; Nobody believes in me and you, Just look at the way they stare; So what if we live in a walled garden, As long as I've got you then I don't care!

            My 3DS Friend Code: 2208-5334-3531 (Ask for Pokémon shenanigans or random multiplayer games)
            My Switch Friend Code: SW-1503-3394-5328
            My NNID: OfficialTRXD
            Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/lunapixu/

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              #7
              i missread this as "the typical life of a pregnant coder"

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                #8
                Rip misreading shit at 5 in the morning


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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Remilia_Scarlet View Post
                  Rip misreading shit at 5 in the morning


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                  Wait, if it was a PHP comic, wouldn't it be a half-corrupted thumbnail for the comic scaled to 25x25 and have shell code inside of the image?
                  all because you wrote == instead of === :^)
                  Last edited by Tenko; 07-29-2015, 06:39 PM.
                  My software doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.

                  Do you have a hour emergency call systems broadcasting radio station WNYW or Internet Explorer?
                  Well? Which one?

                  Cyros admits the truth: http://i.snag.gy/GTy14.jpg

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tenko View Post
                    Wait, if it was a PHP comic, wouldn't it be a half-corrupted thumbnail for the comic scaled to 25x25 and have shell code inside of the image?
                    all because you wrote == instead of === :^)
                    Coding makes Grammar Nazi's look like pussy cats.
                    w-what is this autism aura??
                    if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                    our western culture will be forever....

                    ..mememized

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r View Post
                      Coding makes Grammar Nazi's look like pussy cats.
                      Given x = array() (array() is basically an empty array):
                      x == false
                      0 == false
                      x != 0

                      Also, IIRC:
                      "5 Cats" + "3 Dogs" == "8 Ducks"

                      php is glorious

                      apparently my previous post didn't reply to flan, but:
                      Originally posted by DeadMasterChan View Post
                      Tenko, go ride a giant poro or something :^)
                      if i go ride a giant poro, it would be saying that i'm running away from the problems of being a programmer
                      remember: living in fear is not living at all :^)
                      Last edited by Tenko; 07-29-2015, 08:10 PM.
                      My software doesn't have bugs. It just develops random features.

                      Do you have a hour emergency call systems broadcasting radio station WNYW or Internet Explorer?
                      Well? Which one?

                      Cyros admits the truth: http://i.snag.gy/GTy14.jpg

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                        #12
                        https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/t...ure-types-good

                        That's all I have to say


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