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    GIVE ME YOU'RE BEST CRAP JOKES

    What's brown and sticky?


    Spoiler: Please do not read if you are globally offended
    A stick.


















    Oh, and the "you're" was intentional.
    Spoiler:

    tfw someone tries to shitpost

    "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
    rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."

    #2
    *Your*.



    Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.

    You just discard their guts and keep on driving.

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