Pun Central Station

I'm not sure if there was a place for people to post puns but here is one. Posts your puns and make people laugh. I'll start with some of mine.


I'm freinds with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why...

What is a ghost's favorite food? Creepypasta

Did you hear about the shovel? It was ground breaking

What is a ghost and a bird's favorite thing? A murder most fowl

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and Ships

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it

What do you call a worm that ate Mozart? A decomposer

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in years

I shouldn't have had the seafood, I'm starting to feel eel

I know a guy that's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop at any time

A girl's least favorite punctuation mark is the period

How mush does a hipster weigh? An Instagram

Why did the snowman smile? Cause he saw the snowblower coming

I heard an Amnesia joke but I forgot it

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...


Now it's your turn.

What did Luigi say when he messed up? Mari-Oh no!

Did you hear about the fraud on one of Nintendo's recent games? Yeah, that guy was a Super Mario Faker.

...That's all I got for now.

Bring on the Sans

puns incoming

Hehe, Paci-Frisk.

I was hoping for your own puns, not all these Sans puns.

Originally posted by Zekai
I was hoping for your own puns, not all these Sans puns.

fuck you sans has the best puns

None of them are funny and there was no need for the "fuck you".

Originally posted by Zekai
None of them are funny and there was no need for the "fuck you".

Do I smell someone taking me seriously?
In spambox?

As for them not being funny, puns are never meant to be funny. Puns are cringe-worthy material. Any "pun" that's actually funny is what people call a joke.

Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r
As for them not being funny, puns are never meant to be funny. Puns are cringe-worthy material. Any "pun" that's actually funny is what people call a joke.

But what if someone laughs so hard on a good joke, they choke?

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