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    Pun Central Station

    I'm not sure if there was a place for people to post puns but here is one. Posts your puns and make people laugh. I'll start with some of mine.


    I'm freinds with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why...

    What is a ghost's favorite food? Creepypasta

    Did you hear about the shovel? It was ground breaking

    What is a ghost and a bird's favorite thing? A murder most fowl

    What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and Ships

    I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it

    What do you call a worm that ate Mozart? A decomposer

    I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in years

    I shouldn't have had the seafood, I'm starting to feel eel

    I know a guy that's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop at any time

    A girl's least favorite punctuation mark is the period

    How mush does a hipster weigh? An Instagram

    Why did the snowman smile? Cause he saw the snowblower coming

    I heard an Amnesia joke but I forgot it

    There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...


    Now it's your turn.
    "No matter how strong or what power the enemy has, I will fight and protect my friends, even if it cost me my life to protect them. I will fight until I die to ensure their future."
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    What did Luigi say when he messed up? Mari-Oh no!

    Did you hear about the fraud on one of Nintendo's recent games? Yeah, that guy was a Super Mario Faker.

    ...That's all I got for now.

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      #3


      Bring on the Sans

      "Oh No! I'm going to loose all of my fake money! -DariruKuro

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        #4
        Spoiler: puns incoming







        Hehe, Paci-Frisk.
        Spoiler:

        tfw someone tries to shitpost

        "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
        rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."

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          #5
          I was hoping for your own puns, not all these Sans puns.
          "No matter how strong or what power the enemy has, I will fight and protect my friends, even if it cost me my life to protect them. I will fight until I die to ensure their future."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zekai View Post
            I was hoping for your own puns, not all these Sans puns.
            fuck you sans has the best puns
            w-what is this autism aura??
            if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
            our western culture will be forever....
            ..mememized

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              #7
              None of them are funny and there was no need for the "fuck you".
              "No matter how strong or what power the enemy has, I will fight and protect my friends, even if it cost me my life to protect them. I will fight until I die to ensure their future."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zekai View Post
                None of them are funny and there was no need for the "fuck you".
                Do I smell someone taking me seriously?
                In spambox?

                As for them not being funny, puns are never meant to be funny. Puns are cringe-worthy material. Any "pun" that's actually funny is what people call a joke.
                Last edited by Teshno; 03-24-2016, 11:11 PM.
                w-what is this autism aura??
                if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                our western culture will be forever....
                ..mememized

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Th3_3p1c_G4m3r View Post
                  As for them not being funny, puns are never meant to be funny. Puns are cringe-worthy material. Any "pun" that's actually funny is what people call a joke.
                  But what if someone laughs so hard on a good joke, they choke?

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                    #10
                    Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏｒｔｕｒｅ　ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｂａｄ　ｊｏｋｅｓ？

                    Ｙｏｕ　ＰＵＮ−ｉｓｈ　ｔｈｅｍ．
                    Spoiler:

                    tfw someone tries to shitpost

                    "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
                    rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amaterasu no Akane View Post
                      Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｏｒｔｕｒｅ　ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｂａｄ　ｊｏｋｅｓ？

                      Ｙｏｕ　ＰＵＮ−ｉｓｈ　ｔｈｅｍ．
                      w-what is this autism aura??
                      if I dont gook this lolisama now..........
                      our western culture will be forever....
                      ..mememized

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                        #12
                        Dont go too far aHEAD

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                        Spoiler:

                        tfw someone tries to shitpost

                        "Do not fear duress of any kind, even if determined or even pure;
                        rather, fear the clout of the glaring mantle at your side, ready to conserve."

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