Many people have asked this question, but today we find the TRUTH! You see... Traps are youkai who were once objects used to insnare wild animals and people, who after thousands of years became spirited objects or some gay shit like that. These traps look pretty like girls but have tiny dicks with poisons horns that their just waiting to push inside your booty hole the moment you let your guard down. Hence the name "trap".
Now you may be wondering. "But Tewi, if I fap to one of these traps, does it make me a faggot?" Well Jimmy after hours of testing and gallons of lotion our scientists have discovered that it only makes you a faggot if you can see the penis, or if you have seen the penis at any point in time. If you fap to it before seeing it but then see it later than through a process known as ""Schrödinger's Faggot" it then becomes gay.
In the end we discovered that traps are in fact not gay, but Remi is. Thank you all for reading!
Now you may be wondering. "But Tewi, if I fap to one of these traps, does it make me a faggot?" Well Jimmy after hours of testing and gallons of lotion our scientists have discovered that it only makes you a faggot if you can see the penis, or if you have seen the penis at any point in time. If you fap to it before seeing it but then see it later than through a process known as ""Schrödinger's Faggot" it then becomes gay.
In the end we discovered that traps are in fact not gay, but Remi is. Thank you all for reading!
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