How do words good

[Nuclearblt]

How do I tell someone that there's a dead cat in the fridge without hurting their feelings

[Karuiko]

I think Schrodinger is in the fridge.

[Tewi_Inaba]

"Hey wanna eat some pussy? CAUSE THERE'S ON IN THE FRIDGE!!!"

[Teshno]

your cat's dead in the fridge
but look at the bright side
we have free dinner

[Krittercon]

How does frozen cat bring sadness? It just means we can feed the whole family, and the cousins too!

[Outlaw_X]

There's leftover Chinese in the fridge.

[Nuclearblt]

but like, these guys aren't yellow

[Karuiko]

tell them it's an introduction to your culture.

[9_CIRNO_9]

say it's a weirdly-shaped dinner bird