Your Touhou Waifu

[Sakuya Izayoi]

I present to you my Gensokyo experience:

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I am: a Kappa (Sure! I'd love to build stuff. :3)
Best friend: Nazrin (I like mice. They're cute. And I'm sure she can introduce me to Byakuren and others. )
Who hates me: Kisume (Well, screw you, too, boss I can beat under a minute.)
First Kiss: Keine (Oooh, I like Keine!)
Crush: Tenshi/Tenko (Yes, dear Tenshi. I love you too, and you ARE beautiful, but I belong to someone else...)
Married to: Sakuya Izayoi (The one and only! *squeal* I can't believe my luck!! My dearest Sakuya, let us live in peace..... <3)
Honeymoon at: Giant Toad Pond (Not the best choice, but it'll do. Sakuya can knives all of the toads that get in her way, anyways...)
# of children: 2 (Perfect. No more, no less.)
And: Momiji (D: Why, Momiji! *sniff* I wanted to be friends!)

But yeah, I actually married Sakuya. I can die happy now.

[Tewi_Inaba]

what. i... don't even.

edit: That Touhou site said Aya... I don't mind... at all... (shudder)

Haha Remi won't be happy to learn you are sleeping with his sister XD. And at the very least you could have taken her out of the mansion for the honeymoon.

[Remilia Scarlet]

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Tenshi bby

[Koishi]

I am: a deity
(seems fitting)
Best Friend: Koishi Komeji
(quite benificial)
Hates you: Tewi Inaba
(Mmm, rabbit meat)
First Kiss: Utsuho Reiuji
(What in the blazing hells?)
Has a crush: Yuuka Kazami
(Oh dear.)
Married to: Mima
(I sense a time paradox stirring.)
Honeymoon at: Hakurei Shrine
(This is getting strange.)
Number of children: None
(No pressure, lovely.)
Cockblocked by: Wriggle Nightbug
(Oh damn. I'm making some roasted firefly tonight)

[WriggleRid3r]

I am: a deity
(seems fitting)
Best Friend: Koishi Komeji
(quite benificial)
Hates you: Tewi Inaba
(Mmm, rabbit meat)
First Kiss: Utsuho Reiuji
(What in the blazing hells?)
Has a crush: Yuuka Kazami
(Oh dear.)
Married to: Mima
(I sense a time paradox stirring.)
Honeymoon at: Hakurei Shrine
(This is getting strange.)
Number of children: None
(No pressure, lovely.)
Cockblocked by: Wriggle Nightbug
(Oh damn. I'm making some roasted firefly tonight)

[Fettman501]

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It seems that my mad trumpet skills have caught the eyes of Ms. Prismriver and Kasodani. All my kids will become famous musicians!

Rumia, I don't know who you're trying to kid. A stage 1 boss could never beat a.... *notices missing ribbon in hair*
*vicious danmaku battle ensues, cue epic battle music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqQTOUJQ7tk

[Major Mario]

Apparently, I'm married to Hieda no Akyu. Sweet. I can remarry soon.

[Kristia]

So.. Im a demon 3.jpg
(ohh dark powers)
My best friend is Meiling
(Perfect for training and taking naps lol)
Orange hates me
(a passing youkai, so.. who?)
My first Kiss was with Kogasa Tatara
(Was it with the girl or with the.. oh god..)
Sanae has a crush on me
(that explains her strange movements to me)
Ran is married with me
(What a curious and lovely combination)
Our honey moon was at alice´s house
(What were we thinking at that time lol)
We have 2 kids
(probably Yukari and Chen)
and cockblocked by tokiko
(im not messing with rinnosuke´s partner)

[99465]

I just did Soda's game thingy starring my OC.
This is what I got:
• My OC is a Jiang Shi. Cool to not die! XD
• Best friend is Yuyuko. Prob because he cooks good food.
• Hatate hates my OC. My OC bumped into her, which made her drop her phone in the lake.
• My OC's first kiss was with Patchouli. Very odd, considering both my OC and I don't like books.
• Orin has a crush on my OC. No opinion. XD
• My OC is married to Kurumi. She and my OC have the same wings, so it fits, kinda.
• Honeymoon at the Former Capital. My OC works and lives in the nuclear generator, so it's nice and close.
• No children. Kurumi's undecided.
• Cockblocked by Kaguya. My OC voted team Mokou and he helped Mokou cheat. Kaguya found out about it.

I'm making the little story in walfas and I'll post it on Deviant art:
http://99465.deviantart.com/gallery/44296569

I just did Futo's waifu thingy.
My OC's (Leon) name got Sukusuku Hakutaku (!). "It might not work out ..."
My username (99465) got Yumemi Okazaki. "Think carefully about it ..."
My irl name (not telling XD) got Shanghai. "They fit together well."

[TitaniumX023]

did Sodas test
(using Akane no Ameterasu as mah test subject)
Species: Saint (as intended)
Best Friend: Okuu (nuclear powerzzz)
Hater: Ellen (Akane y u steal ellens bow?)
First Kiss: Suwako (Suwako x Sun God)
Crush: Orin (Orin y u crush with Akane and Leon?)
Married to: Rinnosuke (Finally something normal)
Honeymoon: SDM (Fancy!)
Children: 4 (thats many)
Cockblocked by: Merlin Prismriver (meh)

[Mother of Makai]

Futo's waifu test:
First Name = Iku Nagae (This is important to note. So note it.)
First Name + Last Name = "Prismriver Sisters (!?)! It's a fairytale pairing!"
Full Name = Letty Whiterock (Don't worry Letty, people make fat jokes about me too!)
Sosco "Sprint" Murphy (My OC's current full name) = Flandre Scarlet with quotations - Rin Kaenbyou without quotations
そそく　むるっぴ (Sosco's name in Hirigana) = "Kanako Yasaka! Well, for now, anyway."
Sosoku Muruppi (Beep Boop Romanized) = Kogasa Tatara

Soda's Test:
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I am a... Tanuki.
My best friend is... Yumemi Okazaki
Elly hates me for some reason... :c
First kiss... Shinki
Toyosatomimi no Miko has a crush on me.
Married to... Iku Nagae... How shocking! Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
Honeymoon at... Probability Space Hypervessel.
Number of children: 3
...All of this... Only to get cockblocked by Shikieiki Yamaxanadu herself.

[Kyouko_Kasodani]

The hell? My waifu is KOGASA'S UMBRELLA? Have I eaten too much chocolate or was it the people behind this?
Well, I could expect some ... interesting ... dates ... ahead ...

[Mother of Makai]

The hell? My waifu is KOGASA'S UMBRELLA? Have I eaten too much chocolate or was it the people behind this?
Well, I could expect some ... interesting ... dates ... ahead ...

At least ya won't get wet.
alsoyouatetoomuchchocolate

[wonderweiss]

@ Mother of Makai
Dude... Cock blocked by shiki... Just give it up at that point XD.

So... Here are my results.

I am a shinigami.
My best friend is Suwako Moriya.
The one who hates me is Suwako Moriya.
Had a first kiss with Flandre Scarlet.
The one with a crush on me is Yumeko.
Married to Utsuho Reiuji.
Had a honeymoon at the human village.
I am going to have 5+ children.
Cockblocked by Alice Margatroid.

So in other words...

I hang around dead people alot, have a godly best friend who hates me, thought it was a good idea to kiss the little sister of the scarlet devil, have someone else's maid crushing on me, married a hell raven who can make the freakin sun, go on dates to a human village, have a little too many children to consider a coincidence, and a puppeteer hates that coincidence and is bad a cockblocking.... Livin the life?

[Mother of Makai]

@ Mother of Makai
Dude... Cock blocked by shiki... Just give it up at that point XD.

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!