On account o' yo' guys an' gals kin't han'le grown-up business on yer own, I'll hafta give in an' post these.
Whut in tarnation a pain, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Ah doesn't care eff'n these arcs is not serious an' comical, ah reckon. They're still arcs an' ah advise yo' all t'respeck them, dawgone it.
Jetsmas Day
Spoiler
Arc Title: Jedtmas Day Arc
Arc Description:
Af'er all th' fiasco is on over, th' gang in Junsokyo is once agin at peace. Yuuka's soul was put back into one piece, Annie was pardoned by th' Insteetoote of War t'freely choose whether t'participate in th' League matches o' not, an' Audito''s gruesome plan t'destroy th' galaxy was neutralized, cuss it all t' tarnation. (probably)
All's fine thet inds fine.
To celebrate, Yukari hosts a small party fo' th' Yakumo fambly t'celebrate, along wif Takoizu, th' future dotter of John-Boy an' Yakumo. It was t'be a Jedtmas party, whar th' fambly gather togither t'relax an' cuddle wif etch other.
Th' problem is, tons of other Yo'kais fum Junsokyo came on over as fine.
Th' rest...
Yo' knows whut happens.
Arc Objeckives:
ah doesn't know, thar is none, dammit.
Arc Results:
Ev'rybody gits drunk, thin's git steamah, some lewd shit happens, but thass about it. It inds wif Yukari takin' John-Boy on over t'sleep on account o' he was gittin' battered by Ex Rumia an' her lewd shit.
Arc Len'th:
One day. Sho't an' simple.
[EDIT]
Now ah's addin' Valentines Day Arc. Yessuh ah ain't fo'gotten, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Valentines Day Arc
Spoiler
Arc Title: Valentines Day Arc
Arc Description:
Rinnosuke decided t'become a smartass an' brew a poshun thet'd make ennyone fall in love of one varmint. Thet one varmint, he origeenally wanted t'be himself, but af'er realizin' thet he will probably die t'"snu-snu", Rinnosuke tricks a gal t'git some of John-Boy's hair, an' drops it in th' love poshun.
A few days later, Rinnosuke delivahs th' poshun-poisoned sake t'ev'rybody, sayin' he brewed them hisse'f. Ev'ry Yo'kai six packs it, reckonin' it is no trimenjus deal, ah reckon. It tasted a bit sweeter, an' th' Yo'kais like it.
'Cept fo' th' big sis Yukari, on account o' she's already lovestruck about John-Boy, an' that she wuz also involv'd in the entire bus'ness.
Next day, John-Boy decides t'take a li'l trip t'th' Human Village when he is attacked fum all sides by Yo'kais thet he has met befo'e... but not Danmaku attacks, no, they were straight lookin' fo' some slangin' an' bangin' wif thet Spartan magic, eff'n yo' knows whut ah mean, as enny fool kin plainly see. Fo' th' entire day, John-Boy is chased t'an' fum locashuns of Junsokyo by some thusty an' turned-on Yo'kais. No'mal dudes'd reckon of this hyar to be a fine thin', on account o' ev'ry Yo'kai in Junsokyo ind up lookin' hot, but t'John-Boy, who knows th' capabilities of th' Yo'kais, this hyar incident is one of th' wo'st nightmares he will evah remember in his intire life.
Arc Objeckives:
John-Boy dies t'snu-snu... fine not pow'ful die, but yo' git whut ah mean, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Arc Results:
John-Boy reckanizes nevah t'mess aroun' wif th' gals in Junsokyo fo' no fine reason.
Arc Len'th:
Valentines Day.
[EDIT #2]Looks like I'll be writin' ev'rythin'.
League of... AtWaG arc
Spoiler
Arc Title: John-Boy's team in th' Fields of Jestice
Arc Description:
Back in th' day befo'e Annie was hestlin' in Junsokyo wif th' Yakumos, Annie was a famous Champion: someone hired by th' Insteetoote of War t'fight fo' th' Summoners called t'settle th' disputes between city-states in an islan' called Valo'an, as enny fool kin plainly see. Her popularity was so great, not only were she used t'settle disputes, but she was also summoned fo' th' Summoner's own merit: sech as power an' influence t'money. Back when she was li'l, Annie jest liked settin' thin's on fire so she liked bein' summoned t'fight in th' glo'ified gladiato' arena called Fields of Jestice. But as she grew older, her belief system began developin', an' she sar th' League matches as nothin' mo'e than slave fights. So one day, fed up wif ev'rythin', she burned shit t'th' groun' an' bailed out.
Th' Insteetoote was havin' none of thet, so they sent out th' baddess of bounty hunters t'ketch Annie. But no baller wifout balls of steel'd foller Annie t'th' po'tal t't'otherwo'ld in th' ruined city of Ithaca, so Annie was able t'safely arrive in Junsokyo.
Few days later, Annie was bran'ed a criminal status, an' a curato' Champion known as Nasus was sent t'retrieve Annie peacefully, usin' violence eff'n an' only eff'n necessary. Thankfully fo' Annie, she met a righteous man called John-Boy in Junsokyo, who decided t'he'p this hyar pore li'l gal fum th' Insteetoote's grasp.
As John-Boy an' Nasus peeped game in th' office of th' chief of th' Insteetoote, Vessaria Kolminye, this hyar leader seems t'have a sof' spot fo' Annie Hastur, an' comes up wif a deal t'let Annie hoof it in a few corndishuns:
Annie's Repentance: an interrogashun based on pryin' on th' Champion's mind t'see whut he/she is pow'ful up to, kin be held in th' method thet John-Boy has suggested, but only at th' watchful eyes of Vessaria Kolminye herse'f.
An' John-Boy muss gather up th' toughess fighters thet he kin gather t'participate in an impo'tant match thet was supposed t'be kincelled between Team Solomid an' Cloud 9, wif John-Boy's team representin' th' popular Team Solomid, cuss it all t' tarnation.
So John-Boy grabs hisse'f th' top lane, whar all th' beefy bruizzus hoof it to rumble; hooks up wif Utsuho, th' firepower-lovin' nucular bird who is a li'l goofy in th' haid as mid lane whar all th' magic-wieldin', trigger-happy psychos haid off t'blast etch other wif magic an' assassinashun an' all thet bullshit; bribes Reimu, th' shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine who cares mo'e about money than is deemed necessary as AD Carry, someone who farms early game t'retch th' maximum potential late game; an' hires Jason Brody, a talented survivalist who kin retch t'superhoomin potential wif his tattoos, fo' th' role of gankin' lanes an' grantin' th' team buffs an' global gold in th' jungle. John-Boy still has yet foun' an app Suppo't, someone who fo'egoes buildin' items fo' him/herse'f t'favo' th' match fo' th' AD Carry an', through thet, th' entire team, but John-Boy has a purdy fine idea who he be hankerin' t'hire as a Suppo't.
When th' entire team is assembled, John-Boy's merry group of five is t'travel wif Annie (who volunteered as a coach) t'th' Insteetoote of War whar they will be put into battle aginst th' risin' stars of Cloud 9.
So grab yer fust items an' git t'lane, on account o' minions haf spawned! Fry mah hide!
Arc Objeckives:
John-Boy needs t'win a League battle t'be able to...
- Free Annie of her criminal status
- Aller Insteetoote of War t'regain balance by showin' thet th' Summoners kin keep their Summoned Champions corntrolled
- Mebbe git some sweet loot on th' way too.
Arc Results:
Ah cain't tell yo', on account o' thass called spoilers, right?
Arc Len'th:
On account o' League battle don't hoof it by th' real clock, th' League battles doesn't take enny time between th' beginnin' an' th' end, cuss it all t' tarnation. To John-Boy an' t'others, it'll feel like about 6 hours haf passed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Last edited by WriggleRid3r; 03/12/2014, 02:15 AM.