Clayton Asylum for the Criminally Insane
A man in a white lab coat walked into a room with nothing but a man strapped from mouth to toe tied to a chair. His lifeless eyes stared blankly at the ceiling, not blinking an eyelash at the sudden disturbance. The white coated man took out a foldable chair and sat on it. He took out a clipboard with paper and a pen. He also had a voice recorder and the CR reader.
He turned the voice recorder on.
Dr. Kurt: Dr. Kurt, beginning PPA (Psychological Processing Assessment). Subject, Vector Leire. Initiative analysis: No reaction to sudden noises. No reaction to indirect verbal contact. Beginning direct physical contact.
(The doctor gets up, walks up to Vector and loosens the buckle around his mouth to allow verbal contact, but without completely releasing the buckle. Still no reaction. The scientist patted him down. No reaction. Checked for a pulse. Heart beat is healthy and steady. The doctor checks reactive systems. Reactive systems are almost completely inactive, but expected. The doctor returns to his seat.)
Dr. Kurt: Physical test completed. Analysis: the subject is void of reactive systems, but the heart is still active and healthy. Beginning CR scan.
(The doctor takes out his CR scanner. It is the shape of the Clayton Asylum for the Criminally Insane logo. He begins the scan.)
Dr. Kurt: Corruption levels... 100. Beginning direct verbal contact.
(The doctor takes the chair and gets closer to Vector.)
Dr. Kurt: Vector, my name is Dr. Kurt. I will be your proctor for today's PPA. I realize that you do not want to be spoken to, but as your proctor, I must remind you that should you fail your PPA five times in a row, you will be considered a lost cause. You will not be given any more PPAs. This also means you will have lost your only chance of escape. Shall we begin?
...
Dr. Kurt: ... Right. Now then, I will ask you five questions. You must answer them. First question-
Vector Leire: [whispering incoherently]
Dr. Kurt: What was that?
Vector Leire:... I said... Spare me the formalities.
Dr. Kurt: I'm sorry, Mr. Leire, but-
Vector Leire: No, no it's not. It's not required to pass, so don't give me that bull. It's just another conversation starter and I've heard them all. I don't feel like answering them all. I've been in a cage for a year now. I'm not going to announce that I saw a slug crawl 75.8 millimeters across the ceiling. And since when was I honored the luxury of the title 'Mr.'?
Dr. Kurt: ... I see you have a keen sense of time. But it's understandable. That's the only sane thing you can do for fun, huh? Counting sheep might be one?
Vector Leire: I'll just say right now, your jokes suck. I'm not impressed. Really now. You're recording all of this right now. You'd be the laughing stock if your colleagues heard your jokes.
Dr. Kurt: How did you-
Vector Leire: when I don't listen to you all talk to yourselves, I can hear it. I can hear the electricity flowing through the device. I can hear every little jolt of energy pass through the endless maze of wires.
Dr. Kurt: And I'm sure you can.
Vector Leire: I can hear that the recorder is dying. Weren't you supposed to charge it last night before the assessment?
Dr. Kurt: What? How can you hear something dying?
Vector Leire: That is a horrendous way of asking that question, but I'll answer. I do hope you know that in complete silence the human can hear a pebble dropping from a mile away?
Dr. Kurt: shouldn't my voice be intercepting this noise?
Vector Leire: ... It only has as much as ten minutes left. Are you sure you've even been authorized to do this?
Dr. Kurt: I wouldn't be here any other way.
Vector Leire: I'd continue tomorrow, doctor. After all, the recorder is slowly dying away... Or is it not... William?
(Dr. Kurt backs away)
Dr. Kurt: How did you-
Vector Leire: I'm staring at the ceiling, correct?
Dr. Kurt: ... What are you getting at?
Vector Leire: Hush...
(a long pause is taking place)
Vector Leire: ... I can... Hear them... Scrambling... Talking is surprise how I know your name. William Kurt. I heard you talking to a colleague. How's the family?
Dr. Kurt: This is unacceptable for your assessment-
Vector Leire: And the kids? I'm happy that Michael aced his final exams. Sarah could do better, but in the end we're all going to have a party at your house in celebration. There will be a pool, beer, and best of all... We will all have a good ti-
(Dr. Kurt tightens Vector's mouth buckle. A long pause follows.)
Dr. Kurt: ... Dr. Kurt... Verbal contact assessment... New precautions are necessary. From here on out, no conversational exchange is to take place within fifty meters of Vector's cell. Signs will be posted five meters in advance... PPA has been completed. Returning to the office.
(Dr. Kurt is about to leave and turn off the recorder when Vector said something, though it was muffled because of the mouth piece. Auditory editing has shown that the words he said were...
Vector Leire: And we will all... Have a good time... William...
A man in a white lab coat walked into a room with nothing but a man strapped from mouth to toe tied to a chair. His lifeless eyes stared blankly at the ceiling, not blinking an eyelash at the sudden disturbance. The white coated man took out a foldable chair and sat on it. He took out a clipboard with paper and a pen. He also had a voice recorder and the CR reader.
He turned the voice recorder on.
Dr. Kurt: Dr. Kurt, beginning PPA (Psychological Processing Assessment). Subject, Vector Leire. Initiative analysis: No reaction to sudden noises. No reaction to indirect verbal contact. Beginning direct physical contact.
(The doctor gets up, walks up to Vector and loosens the buckle around his mouth to allow verbal contact, but without completely releasing the buckle. Still no reaction. The scientist patted him down. No reaction. Checked for a pulse. Heart beat is healthy and steady. The doctor checks reactive systems. Reactive systems are almost completely inactive, but expected. The doctor returns to his seat.)
Dr. Kurt: Physical test completed. Analysis: the subject is void of reactive systems, but the heart is still active and healthy. Beginning CR scan.
(The doctor takes out his CR scanner. It is the shape of the Clayton Asylum for the Criminally Insane logo. He begins the scan.)
Dr. Kurt: Corruption levels... 100. Beginning direct verbal contact.
(The doctor takes the chair and gets closer to Vector.)
Dr. Kurt: Vector, my name is Dr. Kurt. I will be your proctor for today's PPA. I realize that you do not want to be spoken to, but as your proctor, I must remind you that should you fail your PPA five times in a row, you will be considered a lost cause. You will not be given any more PPAs. This also means you will have lost your only chance of escape. Shall we begin?
...
Dr. Kurt: ... Right. Now then, I will ask you five questions. You must answer them. First question-
Vector Leire: [whispering incoherently]
Dr. Kurt: What was that?
Vector Leire:... I said... Spare me the formalities.
Dr. Kurt: I'm sorry, Mr. Leire, but-
Vector Leire: No, no it's not. It's not required to pass, so don't give me that bull. It's just another conversation starter and I've heard them all. I don't feel like answering them all. I've been in a cage for a year now. I'm not going to announce that I saw a slug crawl 75.8 millimeters across the ceiling. And since when was I honored the luxury of the title 'Mr.'?
Dr. Kurt: ... I see you have a keen sense of time. But it's understandable. That's the only sane thing you can do for fun, huh? Counting sheep might be one?
Vector Leire: I'll just say right now, your jokes suck. I'm not impressed. Really now. You're recording all of this right now. You'd be the laughing stock if your colleagues heard your jokes.
Dr. Kurt: How did you-
Vector Leire: when I don't listen to you all talk to yourselves, I can hear it. I can hear the electricity flowing through the device. I can hear every little jolt of energy pass through the endless maze of wires.
Dr. Kurt: And I'm sure you can.
Vector Leire: I can hear that the recorder is dying. Weren't you supposed to charge it last night before the assessment?
Dr. Kurt: What? How can you hear something dying?
Vector Leire: That is a horrendous way of asking that question, but I'll answer. I do hope you know that in complete silence the human can hear a pebble dropping from a mile away?
Dr. Kurt: shouldn't my voice be intercepting this noise?
Vector Leire: ... It only has as much as ten minutes left. Are you sure you've even been authorized to do this?
Dr. Kurt: I wouldn't be here any other way.
Vector Leire: I'd continue tomorrow, doctor. After all, the recorder is slowly dying away... Or is it not... William?
(Dr. Kurt backs away)
Dr. Kurt: How did you-
Vector Leire: I'm staring at the ceiling, correct?
Dr. Kurt: ... What are you getting at?
Vector Leire: Hush...
(a long pause is taking place)
Vector Leire: ... I can... Hear them... Scrambling... Talking is surprise how I know your name. William Kurt. I heard you talking to a colleague. How's the family?
Dr. Kurt: This is unacceptable for your assessment-
Vector Leire: And the kids? I'm happy that Michael aced his final exams. Sarah could do better, but in the end we're all going to have a party at your house in celebration. There will be a pool, beer, and best of all... We will all have a good ti-
(Dr. Kurt tightens Vector's mouth buckle. A long pause follows.)
Dr. Kurt: ... Dr. Kurt... Verbal contact assessment... New precautions are necessary. From here on out, no conversational exchange is to take place within fifty meters of Vector's cell. Signs will be posted five meters in advance... PPA has been completed. Returning to the office.
(Dr. Kurt is about to leave and turn off the recorder when Vector said something, though it was muffled because of the mouth piece. Auditory editing has shown that the words he said were...
Vector Leire: And we will all... Have a good time... William...
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