05/29/2013, 04:50 AM #1745 If I mess up, then just know I'm not wiki-ing this. This is purely out of memory.
Australian Bar; Snake
"Myself? Well, I was raised as a soldier since I was a kid, trained by the boss. She was one of the greatest soldiers who had ever faced battle. One day, I performed a HALO jump: High Altitude, Low Oxygen. I pulled it off. I was sent on a mission to save a researcher named Sokolov. When I returned though, the boss had shown up on the other side of a bridge I was crossing. She carried a Davy Crocket, which is a miniature nuclear missile. With her was her team, the cobras, and a sadist colonel by the name of Volgin. He fired a nuke at the research facility, and, well, the boss broke my arm and sent me down a river, capturing Sokolov.
"After some preparations, I began operation Snake Eater, which was to kill the boss. I faced many challenges along the way, but then I had a different mission on my mind: stop the firing of a nuclear missile on america from the Shagohod, a giant robotic tank. In the process, I got shot in the eye, which is the reason for the eyepatch. I blew up the base which it was created in, but Volgin had taken the Shagohod and tried to kill us. We succeeded in putting the Shagohod out of commission, but using his electric manipulation powers, he reactivated the Shagohod. He died by being struck by a lightning bolt. My partner and I had escaped the soldiers pursuing us soon after, but then I had something else to do before we left on the plane prepared by my partner. I faced the boss in battle, and I killed her. When we returned, the president congratulated me and gave me the title 'Big Boss.'"