Your Touhou Waifu
04/17/2013, 08:30 AM #12
"Charity Maki's true Touhou bride is Cirno! It's a fairytale pairing!" ... BAKA BAKA!!
Last edited by Tewi_Inaba; 04/17/2013, 08:41 AM. 
04/17/2013, 02:50 PM #13
Now trying #2!
I am a: Hermit (Yup, that's me)
My best friend: Suika Ibuki (Because your best friend is the one who can get you drunk)
Hates me: Rumia (Ooooh! Scary! :P)
First kiss: Remilia Scarlet (Why don't you have a seat right there...)
Has a crush on me: Chen (Screw my wife, I'm running away with Chen)
Married to: Rin Satsuki (Hehe... Sorry dear but Chen...)
Honeymoon at: Road of Reconsideration (How fitting!)
Number of children: 3 (Oh god what have I done?!)
Cockblocked by: Suwako Moriya (Jeez, cockblocking everyone Suwako...)
I am a: Hermit (Yup, that's me)
My best friend: Suika Ibuki (Because your best friend is the one who can get you drunk)
Hates me: Rumia (Ooooh! Scary! :P)
First kiss: Remilia Scarlet (Why don't you have a seat right there...)
Has a crush on me: Chen (Screw my wife, I'm running away with Chen)
Married to: Rin Satsuki (Hehe... Sorry dear but Chen...)
Honeymoon at: Road of Reconsideration (How fitting!)
Number of children: 3 (Oh god what have I done?!)
Cockblocked by: Suwako Moriya (Jeez, cockblocking everyone Suwako...)
04/17/2013, 07:31 PM #14
what. i... don't even.
edit: That Touhou site said Aya... I don't mind... at all... (shudder)
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04/18/2013, 12:30 AM #15
From the game Soda posted:
I am a: Deity
Best Friend: Toyosatomimi No Miko (:D)
Hated by: Komachi (oh no...)
First kiss: yuyuko (o////o)
Has a crush on my: Yuugi (staying away from sake for a little while)
Married to: Chiyuri (has yuri in her name so I'm okay with it)
Honeymoon at: The Untrodden Valley (how fitting for me)
# of children: 4 (oh...)
Cockblocked by: Ichirin (and unzan punching me in the face...)
I am a: Deity
Best Friend: Toyosatomimi No Miko (:D)
Hated by: Komachi (oh no...)
First kiss: yuyuko (o////o)
Has a crush on my: Yuugi (staying away from sake for a little while)
Married to: Chiyuri (has yuri in her name so I'm okay with it)
Honeymoon at: The Untrodden Valley (how fitting for me)
# of children: 4 (oh...)
Cockblocked by: Ichirin (and unzan punching me in the face...)
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04/18/2013, 03:36 AM #16
I present to you my Gensokyo experience:
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I am: a Kappa (Sure! I'd love to build stuff. :3)
Best friend: Nazrin (I like mice. They're cute. And I'm sure she can introduce me to Byakuren and others. :D)
Who hates me: Kisume (Well, screw you, too, boss I can beat under a minute.)
First Kiss: Keine (Oooh, I like Keine!)
Crush: Tenshi/Tenko (Yes, dear Tenshi. I love you too, and you ARE beautiful, but I belong to someone else...)
Married to: Sakuya Izayoi (The one and only! *squeal* I can't believe my luck!! My dearest Sakuya, let us live in peace..... <3)
Honeymoon at: Giant Toad Pond (Not the best choice, but it'll do. Sakuya can knives all of the toads that get in her way, anyways...)
# of children: 2 (Perfect. No more, no less.)
And: Momiji (D: Why, Momiji! *sniff* I wanted to be friends!)
But yeah, I actually married Sakuya. I can die happy now. :D
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I am: a Kappa (Sure! I'd love to build stuff. :3)
Best friend: Nazrin (I like mice. They're cute. And I'm sure she can introduce me to Byakuren and others. :D)
Who hates me: Kisume (Well, screw you, too, boss I can beat under a minute.)
First Kiss: Keine (Oooh, I like Keine!)
Crush: Tenshi/Tenko (Yes, dear Tenshi. I love you too, and you ARE beautiful, but I belong to someone else...)
Married to: Sakuya Izayoi (The one and only! *squeal* I can't believe my luck!! My dearest Sakuya, let us live in peace..... <3)
Honeymoon at: Giant Toad Pond (Not the best choice, but it'll do. Sakuya can knives all of the toads that get in her way, anyways...)
# of children: 2 (Perfect. No more, no less.)
And: Momiji (D: Why, Momiji! *sniff* I wanted to be friends!)
But yeah, I actually married Sakuya. I can die happy now. :D
The best maid you'll ever find. Period.
04/18/2013, 10:43 AM #17
Originally posted by Tenko
what. i... don't even.
edit: That Touhou site said Aya... I don't mind... at all... (shudder)
Haha Remi won't be happy to learn you are sleeping with his sister XD. And at the very least you could have taken her out of the mansion for the honeymoon.
04/18/2013, 11:08 AM #18
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Tenshi bby
Tenshi bby
04/18/2013, 11:56 AM #19
I am: a deity
(seems fitting)
Best Friend: Koishi Komeji
(quite benificial)
Hates you: Tewi Inaba
(Mmm, rabbit meat)
First Kiss: Utsuho Reiuji
(What in the blazing hells?)
Has a crush: Yuuka Kazami
(Oh dear.)
Married to: Mima
(I sense a time paradox stirring.)
Honeymoon at: Hakurei Shrine
(This is getting strange.)
Number of children: None
(No pressure, lovely.)
Cockblocked by: Wriggle Nightbug
(Oh damn. I'm making some roasted firefly tonight)
(seems fitting)
Best Friend: Koishi Komeji
(quite benificial)
Hates you: Tewi Inaba
(Mmm, rabbit meat)
First Kiss: Utsuho Reiuji
(What in the blazing hells?)
Has a crush: Yuuka Kazami
(Oh dear.)
Married to: Mima
(I sense a time paradox stirring.)
Honeymoon at: Hakurei Shrine
(This is getting strange.)
Number of children: None
(No pressure, lovely.)
Cockblocked by: Wriggle Nightbug
(Oh damn. I'm making some roasted firefly tonight)
Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.
You just discard their guts and keep on driving.
04/18/2013, 07:55 PM #20
Originally posted by Mima
I am: a deity
(seems fitting)
Best Friend: Koishi Komeji
(quite benificial)
Hates you: Tewi Inaba
(Mmm, rabbit meat)
First Kiss: Utsuho Reiuji
(What in the blazing hells?)
Has a crush: Yuuka Kazami
(Oh dear.)
Married to: Mima
(I sense a time paradox stirring.)
Honeymoon at: Hakurei Shrine
(This is getting strange.)
Number of children: None
(No pressure, lovely.)
Cockblocked by: Wriggle Nightbug
(Oh damn. I'm making some roasted firefly tonight)
