Cirno's Perfect Math Test.

[Tewi_Inaba]

Simple! Take the test to see if you're a baka!

1: How many Touhous does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2: If the wheals on the bus go round and round what shape is the stop sign?

3: Can I have a cookie?

4: What is the sound of one lolicon fapping?

5: How many pounds in a foot?

6: How many lolis can you fit in one bucket?

7: If Wriggle + Tewi = Yuuka and Marisa – Yuuka = Mima what is the square root of Chen? Explain your answer.

8: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

9: Always blame Remi

10: If it’s hot on a Tuesday and you’re on a train going 80 MPL while riding first class and Reimu has Marisa tied up in the back while Yukari is eating ice cream and forcing a hungry Chen to watch, Who is the strongest?

[WriggleRid3r]

1. 2, but how they got inside the light bulb beats me.
2. Wheels*
3. Would you like Reisen in your cookie?
4. Depends.
5. No human pounds in their feet.
6. One if Kisume, two if Aki Sisters. Otherwise, 42.
7. Major knowledge bomb incoming.
Since cos(Mima) = Reimu/2,
cos(Marisa - Yuuka) = Reimu/2
cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = Reimu/2
2cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = Reimu
Since Reimu = ΣYukari with n=1, i=7,
2cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = Yukari^1 + Yukari^2 + ... + Yukari^7
Since Any sum of Yukari is Ran * n,
2cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = 7Ran
cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = 7Ran/2
cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi) = 3.5Ran
cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi)/1.75 = 2Ran
Since 2Ran = Chen
cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi)/1.75 = Chen
Sq.Rt(Chen) = Sq. Rt(cos(Marisa - Wriggle - Tewi)/1.75))

8. Ask Eirin.
9. Remi is blamable for everything except for cancer.
10. In this case, Clyde Carson.

[S121]

1. 9
2. There are no buses in Gensokyo.
3. NO! IT"S MINE!!!
4. FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!
5. Depends on how much the foot can take.
6.1 (Kisume)
7. Rin
8. For me, ONE!!! (HYPER MODE ACTIVATED!!!)
9. Seems legit.
10.EYE AM!!!

[Ninja_Kat]

1: None, because there are no light bulbs in Gensokyo!

2: What's a stop sign?

3: No. That's final

4: You're scaring me

5: Exactly 1

6: 1 and it is Kisume

7: The square root of chen is Ran, because Chen belongs to Ran and Ran belongs to Yukari and Yukari is in Gensokyo and so Mima is dead.

8: Space

9: K..

10: It's Yukari, because the strongest isn't on the train yet..

[WriggleRid3r]

Did Keine not teach these little preschoolers proper math? Don't you know that Reimu is the summation of Yukari base i with increasing by 1, up from 1 to 7?

[Sodamachine]

1: How many Touhous does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There is no light bulbs in Gensokyo

2: If the wheals on the bus go round and round what shape is the stop sign?
There is no buses in gensokyo

3: Can I have a cookie?
No, but you can haz cheezburger

4: What is the sound of one lolicon fapping?
You tell me.

5: How many pounds in a foot?
42

6: How many lolis can you fit in one bucket?
as many as Kisume can eat

7: If Wriggle + Tewi = Yuuka and Marisa – Yuuka = Mima what is the square root of Chen? Explain your answer.
01000011 01001000 01000101 01001110
Because the rainfairys gets anxious during hot and sunny days, and flies up to the clouds.

8: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
As much as there is needed in Remilias all teacups till they get to the moon.

9: Always blame Remi
That isnt even a question.

10: If it’s hot on a Tuesday and you’re on a train going 80 MPL while riding first class and Reimu has Marisa tied up in the back while Yukari is eating ice cream and forcing a hungry Chen to watch, Who is the strongest?
There is no tr- oh wait, there is if Yukari is fooling around.
and wth is MPL?

[Satori Komeiji]

1. ⑨.

2. *Jack Black Reference* AN OCTAGON!!!

3. No.

4. Things.

5. ⑨

6. ⑨ Kisumes.

7. Square root is CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!! Because I'm baka.

8. ⑨.

⑨. Ok

10. The ⑨, Cirno.

[The_Deathly_Kappa]

1. Only all the idiots.
2. Octagon
3. I don't have any...
5. Depends.
6. Only Kisume!
7. The answer is zero because there are no buses in Gensokyo.
8. Over 9000
9. Okay. :3
10. CIRNOOOOOOO

[Tewi_Inaba]

MPL Miles per hour

[wonderweiss]

1. Simple. None since touhou is a game/ way of life. Note that the question asks how many touhous it takes.
2. Shapeles since there are no buses in gensokyo.
3. Wut cookie? Yuyuko ate them all.
4. Hmmm... Thats a good question. And do you know wut else is. Good question? Why are firetrucks red? Well... (place long connections here) and fire trucks are always russian, and thats why firetruck are red. Now there is mokou in gensokyo, and she produces fire, insects like light, fire produces light, wriggle is one of the lolis (is wut my sources tell me) THEREFORE lolis produce a wailing noise.
5. Lol dunno.
6. One. Need i say who?
7. 10 cats cuz if not chen is going to hell (evil shiki moment...)
8. Impossible. Yuyuko would see the pile and eat it before it gets anywhere.
9. Rich people are always to blame.
10. Whoever was on the train. Who said yukari had anything to do with the tied up duo?

[Tenko]

The answer to all questions:
42

Do I win a cookie?

[Tewi_Inaba]

Tenko you scored a perfect 100!

[wonderweiss]

0o0 i failed! I dont deserve to liiiiive!!!! O well i'm still a yama -w-

[Shimitty]

1. There are no light bulbs in Gensokyo

2. OCTAGON!

3. I baked you a cookie, but I eated it

4. Like a million oysters screaming out in terror, then suddenly silenced.

5. My foot weighs 2 pounds.

6. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BUCKET LOLI

7. Purple, because cows can't fly.

8. Twice the mass of Jupiter

9. What do you do when something goes wrong on the server?

10. Chuck Norris flips Yukari's ⑨ Train because Chuck Norris is the Strongest every day of the week in all weather!