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05/18/2013, 11:43 PM #133
Sorry, I was busy suplexing a shark with a bolo tie. Now, you may ask, who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark? Answer: Yes.
Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.
You just discard their guts and keep on driving.
05/19/2013, 02:00 AM #135
No bolo tie. Doesn't count.
Sometimes when you're driving down a road, a bug hits your windshield. It's ugly and unpleasant, but you just activate the wipers / cleaning fluid and it's gone in a few seconds. It's just part of driving down the road. You don't dwell on it, because that'd be silly. Bugs aren't worth the time.
You just discard their guts and keep on driving.
06/07/2013, 09:06 PM #137
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
Eh?-aalewis, Professional Quote Maker
I deliver my Truth hot and hard.-Stephen Colbert
06/09/2013, 08:11 PM #140
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
Eh?-aalewis, Professional Quote Maker
I deliver my Truth hot and hard.-Stephen Colbert