Quotes Thread (Inspiring or Funny)

[theBATHEAD]

I found another quote, and would like to add my own spin to it.

"Render unto Caesar those things which are Caesar's, and unto God those things which are God's." -Jesus Christ

And unto the doctor those things which are the doctor's, and unto the hearth those things which are the hearth's, and unto love those things which are love's, and unto thyself those things which are thine own... and unto Touhou... well... pretty much anything, really.

[S121]

"When life gives you lemons, eat them." -???

[Cucoo5]

"Don't Curse the darkness- light a candle!
When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade."
-Hades "Kid Icarus: Uprising"

[S121]

Time for more graffiti quotes.

"We are the people our parents warned us about." -Graffiti

"Why does free love cost so much?" -Graffiti

"The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse." -Graffiti

"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last." -Graffiti

"Sky-diving: good til the last drop." -Graffiti

(Warning: Mildly offensive.)

Spoiler:

"If I'm sleeping and you want to wake me, don't shake me just take me!" -Graffiti

"Homosexuality is a pain in the arse!" -Graffiti

[jessespy]

heres some of mine i will post and coment on mine (tr leon and luna)

"Really, even though my injuries are much worse.... I'm the one who was struck by lightning. Ouchie! Aah, I hope it will be night soon." (Luna Child)

GG luna GG

"That's right! It was Sunny's fault! Whenever something terrible happens to me, it's usually because of you!" (Luna Child)

why is it my fault ALL the time luna?

"that jesse is a spy" TR

"cuz im coz'playing as mokou today" Leon

"c-c-cccccurcles" TR

(sorry if this counts as a necro but its better then my new thread leon told me about this thread)

[Luna Pixu]

Of all the quotes you picked, you had to pick the two most overrused and, now, boring quotes. You really know nothing about me, do you?
Try these on for size:

"What if all the fairies got together and-"
"Where are you going with this?"
- Gamer (HinanaweedTeshno) and TRXD

"Well, I try to play Splatoon when I'm calmer and can get much more enjoyment out of the game instead of raging. That way, I'm not raging when we: lose the tower, drop the Rainmaker, or fail to kill the Rainmaker in Overtime BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS COMPLETELY STUPI-! And I'm still venting about that one game I had the other day..."
- TRXD (Not a complete quote but it's there.)

*spoken in a crazed pirate voice* "I LOVE CONCRETE!"
*spoken in one of those dopey daft mascot voices* "Does someone want a slice of my pizza?"
- TRXD when voicing FNAF animatronics for Gamer

I would add some more interesting ones if I could remember them. Note interesting. I'm not gonna put "Cars are heavy". That quote was funny at the time but, without context or being there for it, it's not funny at all.

[Teshno]

"What if all the fairies got together and-"
"Where are you going with this?"
- Gamer (HinanaweedTeshno) and TRXD

I still remember just how fast you cut me off, too.

[jessespy]

"VAGETA" - TFS nappa

"are we there yet?" TFS nappa

[Reiuji]

Flower_Master : Hi , Shinseina_Yurei

Me : plop

Flower_Master : Hi , Shinseina_Yurei

Me : You've aleready say that , flower...

[Nuclearblt]

"Bob is a black name"
"When I start up this engine, I don't hear the screams of thousands of Jews. This is not a German plane."
-nuclearblt (don't let me play war thunder, retarded shit happens when I do)

[99465]

GO DIE YOU LITTLE SHIT FAIRY!

He was being chased by 1 green fairy.

[Jmontgomery01]

Every sea bear quote is good

[99465]

I wouldn't call <stepmother> my mother. She's more like a bonus mother.

We were talking and the 'bonus mother' was funny.