[OOC Board] - All the World's a Game

Wesker: "I come from somewhere in the middle of Resident Evil 5, after all I didn't really make an official appearance in Resident Evil 2, or 3."

Ah. Understandable. So you don't remember ever boiling in la-

*replayc'd* Anywho, what do you think of Gerard's come back to your theory? *plays playback* It's the chaos that's keeping the world in control! Without chaos, there would be control, and control is just a fancy term for tyranny!

*walks in* Yes, I do remember saying that. Well, Wesker? Your move.

Wesker: "DON'T SPOIL THE DAMN ENDING FOR ME! I JUST STARTED PLAYING THE DAMN GAME!"

Wow Wesker I'm surprised that you haven't even beaten Resident Evil 5...

Wesker: "Well I am a busy man, and I only play games from my series when I have time off. Besides I can never get HUNK, nor Jack to join me. Instead I had to get the Ndesu 2 to play with me, and he just breaks the controller... As for your question... I heard that line before... somewhere... or something along the lines of that. Also theory? It's the damn truth! This world is in chaos! It's overpopulated! I'm just doing the world a favor!...

Also Gerard I hope you won't forget the annual Neo-Yakuza Barbeque that's coming up in a few weeks... oh wait... You aren't part of the Neo-Yakuza anymore!" *chuckles evilly* "And I was going to bring my famous potato salad, it's chock full of vir- I mean Vitamn T!"

Wesker I think you're going insane... more so than usual...

Wesker: *shoots evil glare at me*

I'll be quiet...

Ha! Don't make me laugh! No power in the world could make me go to that god forbidden barbeque!

Not even if it had vanilla-chocolate-strawberry swirl ice cream?

...

OH NO, MY ICE CREAM!!! *runs back to break room*

... Now then, why Prometheus Labs? Surely there were others, and if not, you own a base nicknamed 'the chemical powerhouse.'

You know what? I think I'll join in as well.

It would be good for me. It should also help me sort of get a feel for how John would act in a calmer situation.:p

Choose any character.

Wesker: "Sorry Gerard, but I gave your ice cream to some of the guards. Anyways Prometheus Labs is the closest location, it's simple planning! Attacking a laboratory that is so close to my base allows for easy and quick deployment of back up. Also I'm after Halsey, after all her work on the Spartan Project will prove useful to me. Now I apologize again, but I must go. I have a flight to Africa to catch... I wonder why they are sending me to a volcano of all things..." *Leaves room.*

So who is next! Wait no I want to ask some questions now!

Could you get Aya for me :3?

Also I have a question for John!

John are you terrified at all of what Yukari is capable of? Also what do you think of X?

Okaidy then!

*meanwhile, back at the Drevis mansion* Dio: Hey, Aya, I just got word that someone wants to interview you. Do you want to go?

Aya: Sure! I'd love to! But can I bring Snowball?

Dio: Hmm... why not? It couldn't hurt.

Aya: Okay! Let's go, Snowball!

*Flies to interview* *goes to interview booth* Hello!

I'm so glad I beat Mad Father today.
Well hello Aya! Now what pretty eyes you have... Anyways what do you think of the two people that kind of broke into your own home? I mean Phantom is a freaking robot for crying out loud!

Aya: Well, I'm not going to lie, I was quite afraid. I mean, I just got used to seeing spirits like Dio and Coron, but it's been a while since I saw another human, especially a robot of all things. The only thing that 'lives' in my house are me and snowball here.

By the way, which ending did you get?

Ah well I would be afraid to, at least Phantom seems friendly enough... also what do you think of Phantom Aya?

I got the one ending where Maria and Aya open up their own clinic a few years later after the house burns down, and Aya's father dies after trying to turn Aya into a doll. Also how Aya ends up showing that she is probably going to turn out like her father.