Quotes Thread (Inspiring or Funny)

[S121]

"A million flies can't be wrong - Eat sh*t."

Seen under it written in a different color:
"A billion humans can't be wrong - Don't eat sh*t." -Library desk graffiti

[The_Deathly_Kappa]

You seem to find a lot of graffiti quotes, S121. XD

I found one kinda funny one out of a bunch of web pages filled with quotes I didn't get.

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
-George Burns

[Redleaf64]

"Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle!" -The toad that I want to punch in the face.

[bookdragon2000]

" Give life lemons, it will be all like "what?" " ~saw this randomly

[S121]

@Deathly

I can't quite remember where I found them, but I have a notepad document filled with them.



"Schizophrenia beats being alone." -?????

[bookdragon2000]

"misery is compounded by solitude"

so i suppose you are right S121

[S121]

Hallucinating can make life exciting, if not terrifying.


Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
and drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
you might as well live.

-Dorothy Parker, "Resume"

[WriggleRid3r]

"Guys, quick. What's the IP for mumble server again?" - Me

[S121]

But Mumble doesn't have an IP.



"What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull." -????

[Cucoo5]

"Pick a God and pray!"
- Frederick' critical quote

[S121]

This sounds like something GLaDOS from Portal would say.


"Today is the last day of your life so far." -????

[Sakuya_Izayoi]

"I [draw] one page of masterpiece to ninety-one pages of sh*t.
The sh*t I try to put in the wastebasket." - Ernest Hemingway

[S121]

"The more things change, the more they suck. " -Butt-head

[Cucoo5]

"'What's up, Seija?' you ask? I'll tell you: The floor. Flip~<3"
...I just made this up and thought it would be funny

[S121]

We, the unwilling,
led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.
We have done so much,
for so long,
with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything
with nothing.


-?????????