09/28/2013, 05:16 PM #128 Uncle Boar heard Sidna.
"Ah. So, you're a scholar, huh? Nice to know. Those scholars, they're something."
Frank sat down at a wooden table. Well, everything was wooden. "I thought you hated them."
"I did, boy, I did. Well, I didn't hate them. I just didn't lie their way of learning. Honestly. Pork?"
"Yes, please."
Uncle Boar served out some pork. "Freshly made just today, doesn't get any fresher than this."
Then, he went into a closet. Inside was a plant and a skylight revealing the sunlight. But the plant was not just any plant. It was the extra rare Norsem Poder plant. He plucked a flower and made the plant grow another one. He then exited the room and mashed the flower. He went through many procedures, but the tea was finally done.
"It's not much, only the best tea in the land, which is why that plant is so rare nowadays. The day I sell it off will be the day I sell my dead body to a dirty hermit."
He handed out the tea to everyone. Frank tasted it.
"Ah, nothing compares to your tea, Uncle Boar."
"Oh, just drink it, ya fool," He said with a smile. "Now, you two, let me tell you a funny story 'bout Frank and I. Thing is, I'm not really his uncle. Why, I'm not even related to him. He just calls me uncle because we've been around so long. Why, the day I told him I wasn't his uncle, he bawled like a child. 'It's not true, Uncle Boar, your name is Uncle Boar for a reason,' he would say.
Frank blushed in embarrassment. "Uncle, I was a child."